Perverted Tentacle Creature Collection

By Polly Liticat

Zyrgle is a tentacle creature who's into humans (which is why he's called a pervert). Chiyo is into tentacle creatures. Sara is into Chiyo. And tentacle creatures! Can they all find happiness together? This value-priced box set includes all 4 chapters of the complete story!
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0: Zyrgle, Chiyo
Zyrgle is a tentacle creature from the Zhunod nebula! He's into human women, which makes him a pervert. Chiyo is a human woman from San Francisco! She's into tentacle creatures, which sucks a bit for her, since there aren't any in San Francisco. Or are there?

1: Chiyo+Zyrgle
After a lousy day, Chiyo just wants some alone time with one of her favorite hentai tentacle movies and a silicone "friend" or two. Or three. Zyrgle has paid a lot of lugol to watch her! But something is about to go horribly wrong. Or, just maybe, horribly right!

2: Sara, Zyrgle, Chiyo
Sara is developing a theory about her favorite new site for kinky, hentai videos. But she keeps getting distracted! Chiyo and Zyrgle's new business isn't going as well as they hoped. But that might be about to change!

3: Chiyo+Zyrgle+Sara
Sara travels to visit her old girlfriend Chiyo, and Chiyo's new tentacle alien boyfriend. She hopes they can all become close. Very, very close!

Censored excerpt from "Chiyo + Zyrgle"

Chiyo licked her lips. She couldn't believe she was going to do this. But it was her fantasy, it was the alien's fantasy too, and she was either dreaming or stark raving mad, so why not just go with it?

"Would you like to touch me?"

"Yes," it said.

She held her breath as the alien's form drifted toward her. He – she couldn't keep thinking of him as an it – stretched two of his appendages in the direction of her chest. They seemed to get longer and thinner, evoking the ones in the movie.

Censored excerpt from "Chiyo + Zyrgle + Sara"

Chiyo hadn't expected she and Zyrgle would pounce on Sara the second she got in the door. She'd thought it would be awkward, after five years. That it would take some time to rebuild the trust they had shared, even before adding her tentacle-alien boyfriend into the mix.

But it wasn't awkward at all. Maybe it was because of the kiss in the airport, where they'd clung to each other like they were both super-magnets. Or the long, teasing ride to the East Bay. Or knowing that Sara had been watching the videos she was making with Zyrgle. Or just the fact that all the ways she'd known how to turn Sara on still seemed to work – and vice versa.
Instead of feeling like they'd spent five years apart, it felt like it had only been five days – after which a frenetic, lustful reunion would have been inevitable.

Sara grabbed a throw pillow from the couch, and tugged Chiyo down to the carpet.

What Chiyo liked best was when she got Sara near the edge, and the other girl's motions would lose all coordination.

• Language: English
• Publisher: MemeThreeFour
• Release date: Nov 8, 2020
• ISBN: 9781005865436

Polly Liticat

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *NEWS AND UPDATES* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *ALMOST EVERYTHING ON SALE SO CHEAP SMASHWORDS SUMMER/WINTER SALE RN OMG...If only I had a new release to hype...well actually I DO it's just exclusive for now to the Big River Store (and available free in you-know-what unlimited)OUT SOON? Booty Call of CthulhuHPL would hate it SO MUCH y'all. Maximum consentacle action. We had a cover done for this and ... now we're having ANOTHER cover done for this. It will happen. I promise!OUT RIGHT NOW IF NOT QUITE NEW! Cyndy & Ed & Kenny & Lorelei & MitchIn which I rip an early-aughts erotic classic apart and put back together how I like! Ed and his buddies have a plan to make a dirty movie with two young hotties – but Lorelei has a whole 'nother script for the action. Is there pegging? Oh yes, there is pegging. Also includes the original "Blame it on 'Ed'!"SURPRISE! I put all my Paranormal and Sci-Fi stories and novellas into a bundle, with a story by Penny Lumiere that I love, and Rex Schmutzig's entries in our Zeta Men series. (You know, it really should be Zeta People... ) There's nothing NEW in it but it delivers good, er BANG for the buck.STILL OUT "Spicy Telepath Tales – Beguiled by the Saurilian!" Cinna is (happily) "Beguiled by the Saurilian" in this short romantic sapphic erotica story. Visit the 36th century by way of the mid-20th for a dinosaur-esque chef serving a telepathic superheroine a seductive meal on a space station ... and then see what's for dessert.Polly Liticat is a sex-positive perv with a filthy imagination.You might want your smut to be apolitical, but Polly Liticat believes that because porn is always (at some level) about sexual power dynamics, porn is never free of politics. If that sounds like BS to you, you might not agree with Polly Liticat on a bunch of other stuff. You might not want to read their stories. (Or you might want to read their stories just to get mad. Up to you.)Polly writes kinky stories that center the pleasure of their characters, even when things get weird (they sometimes get weird). Almost of the characters in their stories are bisexual, pansexual and/or polysexual.

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Perverted Tentacle Creature!

By Polly Liticat

Copyright 2020 MemeThreeFour

Smashwords Edition, License Notes

Thank you for downloading this ebook! This book remains the copyrighted property of the author, and may not be redistributed to others for commercial or non-commercial purposes. If you enjoyed it, please encourage your friends to download their own copy from their favorite authorized retailer.

Cover image copyright 2020 MemeThreeFour incorporating work from Li Sun, Quang Anh Ha Nguyen, David Clode, Kaya Patel, Timo Volz, and Drew Brown

Disclaimer and such

I've been wanting to write a consentacle story for a while. I wondered if being into humans might get aliens kink-shamed, in the same way hentai stuff can get kink-shamed. So, this is a story about that.

Spoilers/cautions: This story features enthusiastic consensual multiple penetrative sex between a human woman and a non-humanoid alien. And another (poly) human woman. All of them masturbate. There's even a bit of sex between two aliens!

Everyone doing or thinking anything sexual in Polly Liticat's stories is 18 or older and/or a legal adult on their planet of origin, and, also?  completely imaginary. Polly's stories tend to be full of people doing things that would be creepy/dangerous/illegal in real life, please don’t take any of this as license to be an actual dangerous creep!

You might want your smut to be apolitical, but Polly Liticat believes that because porn is always (at some level) about sexual power dynamics, porn is never really apolitical. If that sounds like BS to you, you might not agree with Polly on a bunch of other stuff. You might not want to read their stories. (Or you might want to read their stories just for a rage boner. Up to you.)

If the ethnicity or any other physical attribute of a character is not described when they first show up in the story, you are encouraged to decide it's whatever you are personally into.

If you like this story – or even if you don't! – reviews wherever you purchased it are greatly appreciated.

Thanks for reading,

Polly

0:Zyrgle, Chiyo

Zyrgle

At a certain point you have to admit you have a problem.

Maybe if you've lost your partner. And your job.

Maybe if you're crouching in an unstable hyperdimensional bubble on an interdicted planet, risking death to get yourself off.

That might be a problem?

I am Zyrgle, and I am a perverted tentacle creature.

Ambiguity gets me hot. Synonyms turn me on. And I get off to human women.

Humans supposedly have a thing where, in moments of extreme peril, they see their whole life in an instant.

It's kind of like that for me, right now. Waiting, wavering half-in and half-out of hyperspace, hoping to find sexual release and avoid death, I find myself thinking: How the Zwixgufwurp did I wind up here?

The timeslice I learned about my future obsession, I was just a teenager. At a party with school friends. Someone made a joke I didn't get. My friend Xughfud said it was about recsexing a human. I already knew a lot about humans; I was a Xenobio major. But it still didn't make sense, because I had five sex appendages, but humans have only one sex channel.

Why would you want to do that? One at a time? Seems kind of . . . boring?

My friends chittered at me. I thought for a moment, then I thought I had it.

Oh, five different human women at the same time! I bobbed my eyestalks sagely. Ooh, that's so taboo!

Xughfud laughed. Sure Zyrgle, that's it. Five humans at once. So worldly are you.

You have to understand, I was a good kid, from a good home, going to a good school. I'd barely ever heard words like ambiguity, or multi-purpose.

Later, when we were alone, Xughfud told me what recsexing a human female really meant. My gills fluttered and I felt faint. "That's disgusting," I rasped.

Xughfud seemed taken