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777 Extremely Dry Jokes
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1. Today...
2. Or, try this one...
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777 Extremely Dry Jokes - Igor Lenik
777 Extremely Dry Jokes
777
EXTREMELY
DRY JOKES
1.
If Tarzan is from Jungle...
- Where is jungle from?
2.
If King Kong is from jungle...
- Where is Tarzan from?
3.
Do you need me, honey?
- Not now!
4.
Do you know why did the hedgehog crossed the road?
- Because he knew the mathematical probability of not getting killed!
5.
Pokemon or not!
- You're still going into the pokeball!
6.
High-Five... said the Lord!
- Hive five said the Matrix!
7.
Do you know why there is no foam left in the bathtub?
- Because all the bubbles disappered!
8.
Don't blame the governments!
- Start with yourself!
9.
Soo... you're the one...
- Asked the two...
10.
Rambo says:
- You don't just turn it off!
11.
Do you know why so many people like dogs?
- Because not many cats do!
12.
Which direction is the south pole?
- The north pole asked!
13.
Stop being stupid!
- Stop the being!
14.
Do you know why the four legged chair run away?
- Because it could!
15.
Do you know why cows are against burgers?
- Because they couldn't take it anymore!
16.
Do you know why there is so many stars in the skies?
- Because of the time you count them all!
17.
Not many people asked this question...
- I am a Jedi!
18.
Do you know how many people does it take to sit on hundred four legged chairs?
- Exactly seventeen times!
19.
Do you know how many executives are there in a room?
- Exactly!...
20.
Do you know how many turtles does it take to be in a coma?
- Exactly two, both of them are obligated!
21.
Do you know how many cupcakes there were on a plate?
- Exactly one! Why? Because it's a new recipe!
22.
Classics or neo-relativism?
- Typology or post-depresion?
23.
Do you know how many eagles there are left on the planet?
- Exactly! Enough! They're similar to hawks!
24.
Do you know what does it mean to be?
- Or did you just figure that out?
25.
Why not?
- Because one why didn't care!
26.
Why did the warm milk never boil?
- Cose it wasn't time for that!
27.
Why did you think you were allowed to do so, if you wasn't?
- Because at least one had to prove the point!
28.
How many nights before we go to school, mom?
- As many
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