50 Shades of Comedy & Jokes

By Delphon Coker

50 Shades of comedy & jokes is a comedy book containing up to 200 sexual and erotic jokes. The jokes are raunchy and explicit so word of warning, only read if you are okay with adult jokes! Following the highly acclaimed name of the 50 Shades trilogy, the author Delphon Coker makes a brave entry into the world of adult comedy, so get ready for dirty jokes to get you and your friends cracking or gagging up.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Release date: Aug 26, 2019
• ISBN: 9780244513245

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50 Shades of Comedy & Jokes

Title Page

50 Shades of Comedy & Jokes

Delphon Coker

About the Author

Delphon Coker is an entrepreneur, with businesses in Financial Advising, writing and song writing. He grew up in West Africa (Sierra Leone) and currently resides in the United Kingdom.

He has a PhD in Theology from Excel University, Luton. He also has a DipFa (Diploma in Financial Advisory) from the London Institute of Banking and Finance covering insurance, life cover/assurance, pensions, savings, mortgages, investments etc.

Have a look through his other books to see if any interest you, he writes comedy, children and Christian books.

Check out his songs by going to his Facebook page (Delphon Coker Song-Writing Ministries).

Copyright

Copyright © 2019 by Delphon Coker

The moral right of the author has been asserted.

All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in or introduced into a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form or by any means (graphic, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise), without the prior written permission of the copyright owner.

ISBN-13: 978-0-244-51324-5

ISBN-10: 0-244-51324-4

Acknowledgements

I WOULD LIKE TO ACKNOWLEDGE ALL THOSE THAT HELPED ME.

Firstly, thank you Jehovah God for giving me strength, wisdom and creativity to write this book. Thank you for salvation and sending your son Jesus Christ to die for us.

Secondly, Thanks to my Parents for bringing me into the earth. My dear readers are able to read my books due to you. I can help make the world a happier place through laughter because of you.

Thirdly, Thanks to those that share free jokes. i.e. On the internet and social media.

Fourthly, I would like to thank Mr Patrick Coker Jnr for helping me edit the book. Thank you for your words of wisdom.

Fifthly, I will like to thank Mr Segun Magbagbeola (My friend since university and a fellow author) for all your help designing the book cover and giving me words of wisdom.

Sixthly, Thanks to everyone that will buy and read this book. Please tell every SPORTS FAN (Soccer, Football, Cricket, Basketball, Baseball, Athletics fans etc) person to buy and read this book.

Introduction

Thanks for buying and reading this book. Expect exactly what is stated on the cover. Only read if you are okay with adult jokes.

They are mostly adult jokes that everyone will enjoy…

This book is for all races, all cultures, all tribes and all creeds.

Dedication

I would like to dedicate this book to all lovers of good comedy and jokes, especially lovers of joke books.

As you read and enjoy this book, tell others about it. Do not be selfish. Please share the jokes…. Share the love

To all good comedy writers that have gone ahead of me, I want to say thank you. You have inspired me.

Your inspiration has led me to write a number of joke / comedy books.

This inspiration is pushing me to write more books that will bring joy, love, fun and comedy to the Human race.

Contents

Jokes 1-50

JOKE 1:

A guy asked a girl in the library, do you mind if I sit beside you?

The girl answered with a loud voice, I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!

All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him: I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed right?

The guy responded with a loud voice, $500 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!

And all the people in the Library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ear, I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty…

JOKE 2:

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