Crhyme and Punishment

By D Doherty

This is a book for teenage readers and adults who have not out-grown a sense of humour.

The book is in two halves; CRhyme (Comic Rhyme) is a series of naughty/ humorous poems. Punishment is a collection of more serious poems, some descriptive, some political and some which are just observations of life in general.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Release date: Apr 23, 2015
• ISBN: 9781326249007

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Crhyme and Punishment

About the book

This is a book primarily for teenage readers. I intended the book to be a tool to encourage skill in reading and the enjoyment of reading in general.

The book is in two halves: ‘Crhyme’ is a series of naughty/humorous poems, ‘Punishment’ is a collection of more serious poems, some descriptive, some political and some which are just observations of life in general.

I have included a glossary for those the book is aimed to help most.

The book is also suited to those adults who have not out-grown a sense of humour.

Copyright

Copyright © 2015 by David W. T. Doherty

All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review or scholarly journal.

First Printing: 2015

ISBN 978-1-326-24900-7

Shakespeare made up plays because he was a bard.

I write with some big words because I am well hard!

At the back is a glossary in case your word count is too few.

Expand your vocabulary and you’ll be well hard too!

Crhyme

Zombie

Major Thunderpants

Albert

Mmmmm… (Messy manners make mum mental)

Titty bum tum

Millie’s Hot Pants

Glory

My daughter’s recorder

De-Pressed Ham

Modern F’art

Wood worm

Soaps