Fun Rhymes and Silly Lines

By Sandra Staines

‘Fun Rhymes and Silly Lines’ is a collection of nonsense verse with fun sounding rhymes which older children can read on their own and parents can enjoy reading to their younger children.

Trizzle, Tockle, Tick and Tan / Were very brave, to a man / Out into the deepest forest they did go / Seeking out the Grungible Ikto / This was a beast of legend of old /Many a story of it had been told / It has twenty nine fingers / And thirty six toes / And leaves huge craters /Everywhere it goes / Boys and girls it eats for snacks / Mums and dads get popped in its sack
To be munched and crunched /And devoured later / After a starter of egrets and alligator / The Grungible Ikto’s breath / Is as foul as the deepest cesspit /Its hairy arms are slimy and wet /Its teeth are rotten, a complete mess / And when it belches, thunder rolls /Trizzle, Tockle, Tick and Tan / Were out to get this beast / And drive him from their land

• Language: English
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Release date: Jun 1, 2014
• ISBN: 9781312240988

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Fun Rhymes and Silly Lines

Fun Rhymes and Silly Lines

Copyright 2014

Sandra Staines

All Right Reserved

First edition

ISBN 978-1-312-24098-8

Gryst and Grumble

Gryst and Grumble, a gargoyle pair

Lived their lives high up in the air

Ugly as sin, they had weepy-weezly eyes

Great gnomish ears and warty chins

It was enough to make folks stop and stare

But Gryst and Grumble didn’t care

For gargoyles aren’t meant to be pretty

Fixed fast to a roof

They were going nowhere

And consequently had no cares

They were wise and witty

All day long they’d play the fool

And tease each other

They’d pun and rhyme

And rap in perfect time

Those gargoyle dudes knew they were cool

Down on the ground

Folks were amazed by the sound

Of rapping and rhyming gargoyles

They snapped their fingers and tapped their feet

And got right in to the beat

So if you ever pass their way

And you hear a whisper

And you hear someone say

‘I do believe those gargoyles talked’ Look up! Look up!

For Gryst and