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    World's Best (and Worst) School Jokes
    World's Best (and Worst) School Jokes
    World's Best (and Worst) School Jokes
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    World's Best (and Worst) School Jokes

    By Jessica Rusick

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    What is a math teacher's favorite dessert? Pi! Kids will love making their classmates and teachers laugh (or roll their eyes) with these humorous jokes about school.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLerner Publishing
    Release dateJan 1, 2020
    ISBN9781541593688
    World's Best (and Worst) School Jokes
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    Jessica Rusick

    Jessica Rusick is a writer and editor based in Minnesota.

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