A Book of Instructions for Living With A Modern Woman in the USA

By The Anonymous Desert Rat

This witty collection of instructive warnings and anecdotes were penned by a long-term veteran of the marriage wars after he took one too many frying pans to the knee. He illustrates the usual mistakes men make with women and how to avoid them. Be prepared for some unflattering R-rated advice. And maybe a swear word or two.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Writers of the Apocalypse
• Release date: Jan 1, 2016
• ISBN: 9781944322113

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A Book Of Instructions

For living with

a smart modern woman

in the USA

Anonymous Desert Rat

A Book of Instructions For Living With A Smart Modern Woman In the USA

Anonymous Desert Rat

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Contents

Prologue

Dedication

Other Dedication

A Book Of Instruction For A Man Attempting To Live With The Modern Woman

Disclaimer

Why This Is Not An Owner’s Manual

It’s All About Sex

Female Logic

What Kind Of Marriage Do You Want?

Women Lie: That Is To Say, They Are Hardwired To Tell You What You Want To Hear

Things To Do

How Would You Act If She Was Your Mistress?

So, The Short List

Notes In The Book:

The Authors

Dedication

To my [pick one or more] Loving Husband, Live-in Boyfriend, Longtime Lover, Significant Other, Current Owner, Other_______________

From your [pick one or more] New Wife, Live-in Girlfriend, Longtime Lover, Significant Other, Current Trainer, Other________________

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Prologue

Not Exactly

an Owner’s Manual

When I was young I thought a wife should come with an Owner’s Manual, just like a new car. 50 years and 4 marriages later, I have given up on that. No modern woman with an IQ above room temperature is going to be owned. Women are a lot like cats, although more likely to come when you call them. And about as likely to do what you want when they get there as a cat. Most of us men have a fantasy of a smart wife that is a slut in the bedroom and a lady in the drawing room, and our own slave who would never look at another man. Lots of luck with that. But if you can’t get a Owner’s Manual, a wife should come with a