Hangover Music
By Tim Train
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This bartop burlesquer of a book holds forth like the boozehound it is on everything from beards to chooks to Germaine Greer to Bob Ellis in a bikini, rum babas and flower fondling. Drunkenly lurching from haiku to triolet, the Burns meter to back-alley free verse, Hangover Music is a drink-mixing extravaganza that'll put hair on yo
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Hangover Music - Tim Train
Hangover Music
Yim Train
Ginninderra PressHangover Music
ISBN 978 1 76041 649 2
Copyright © text Tim Train 2018
Cover: Caren Florance
All rights reserved. No part of this ebook may be reproduced, distributed or transmitted in any form or by any means without the prior written permission of the copyright holder. Requests for permission should be sent to the publisher at the address below.
First published 2018 by
Ginninderra Press
PO Box 3461 Port Adelaide 5015 Australia
www.ginninderrapress.com.au
Contents
January
February
March
April
May
June
July
August
September
October
November
December
Bonus!
For Mum
January
And now for an essay on beer
Beer! It nice! It much good thing!
Make man happy: make man sing.
Make man cry: but cry man good!
Man in touch with feelings should.
Man drink beer, stay close at bar –
Him not drive home! Him crash car!
Man keep friend drink Coke – that sad!
But man drink beer crash car – that bad!
Man drink beer, discover fire –
Fire good – flame burning higher.
Man drink beer more him go jump-jump –
Flame burn bottie him go thump-thump.
Man drink beer, discover fission –
Atom split, make much ignition:
Make good firework, man think –
Then go chunder in bar sink.
Man drink beer, talk-talk with friend –
Discover way all wars to end.
Man drink beer more, sleep, then wake –
Forget it all, but head much ache.
Why man drink beer, wise ones say?
Have fun more productive way!
Beer cause problems, problems wrong,
Wrongness bad, bad last TOO LONG.
Beer cause public health big debt!
Mr Turnbull* much upset.
Man choose work or education –
More fun than inebriation.
Beer mystic – ancient – also old.
Tale begin in times untold.
What beer really, wise ones think?
Who what when too much to drink?
Beer! It nice! It much good thing!
Make man happy: make man sing.
Make man cry: but cry man good!
Man in touch with feelings should.
(* Please insert here the name of whatever political is relevant at the time.)
Beautiful to Visit, Perfect to Forget
It’s a great place, is Australia –
It’s great. I’ll tell you why –
So full of towns you can’t forget,
Like Gillingong,
Woolgandra,
And Mungin-dindin-gi.
Er…it’s a great place, is Australia:
So I begin my song.
So full of names you can’t remember,
Like Coonaranaldarra
Balpunkah,
And Wagga Wee Waa Gong.
So easy to forget,
I think you’ll all agree,
Though you forget them in a nice way –
Fright and Warrunfumble,
Melney and Sydbourne,
And Yiss, and Nay, and Hee.
Although some folks are racists,
And some places have dud bars,
You’ll forget them all quite fondly –
Urabarramullinbran,
Mullinpilliquin,
And Nar-Nar-Nar-Nar-Nilliga.
It’s a great place, is Australia –
I can’t remember why –
But still,