Laura Honeyslit: The Effulgent Emerald Erection

By Darren Star

The briefs of Laura Honeyslit, Barrister-at-Law.

When Dixon D'Spleigh goes for an innocent midnight stroll on Gazer's Green, and a freak weather event blows open the front of his raincoat, he finds himself arrested for indecent exposure.

What is the mysterious glowing, green tube eyewitnesses claim to have seen floating in the vicinity of Dixon D'Spleigh's waist?

Is it all a misunderstanding or a case of alien visitation?

And most importantly, will Laura have the opportunity to debrief Dixon D'Spleigh afterwards?

• Language: English
• Publisher: Darren Star
• Release date: May 20, 2021
• ISBN: 9781005880828

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Laura Honeyslit: Barrister-at-Law

The Effulgent Emerald Erection

by Darren Star

Published by First Star Publishing

Smashwords Edition

Copyright 2021 Darren Star

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The Effulgent Emerald Erection

1 - Cause of Action

Laura Honeyslit, Barrister-at-Law, sat in her dingy office, idly brushing her long, brown hair. As she shifted slightly in her chair, her large breasts strained against the buttons of her shirt, and she wondered briefly if she needed to move up a bra size.

In the reception area outside her office, she heard the strong Scottish burr of her secretary, Penelope Sourbadger, and a male voice.

Laura put the hairbrush back into her desk drawer and closed it, then shuffled some papers around her desk to look busy.

The intercom on Laura's desk crackled into life.

A Mr Dixon D'Spleigh to see you, Ms Honeyslit, Ms Sourbadger announced.

Please show him in, Laura replied.

The door to her office opened, and Ms Sourbadger held it open for Laura's new client.

This way, please, sir, she said.

Laura stood and watched as Dixon D'Spleigh entered her office. He was probably in his late twenties, she estimated. He was tall and broad-shouldered, but thin. His dark hair was parted at the side and brushed severely over the top, and his dark horn-rimmed glasses seemed to have quite thick lenses.

Oddly, he was wearing a