Do Not Mess with the Mermaids
By Michelle Robinson and Sharon Davey
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But now Wondermere is expecting a VERY IMPORTANT visitor: the MERMAID QUEEN of the Outer Ocean. That means frilly dresses and best behaviour – and absolutely NO RULE BREAKING.
But when a purple DRAGON EGG falls into the moat of Wondermere castle, Grace and her sister Princess Portia find themselves babysitting a BIG SECRET.
One teeny tiny little dragon called Dennis couldn't possibly disturb the royal visit … could he?
Cheeky, charming and laugh-out-loud funny, this is the side-splitting sequel to bestselling Michelle Robinson's debut young fiction novel, Do Not Disturb the Dragons. Chock-full of chuckles (and grumpy unicorns), it's perfect for fans of Cressida Cowell and Pamela Butchart.
Michelle Robinson
Michelle Robinson is the bestselling, award-winning author of picture books including The World Made a Rainbow, She Rex, There's a Lion in my Cornflakes, A Beginner's Guide to Bearspotting, Grandmas from Mars, the Goodnight Spaceman series and many, many more. She has won several awards, including the Lollies Laugh Out Loud Book Award, Sainsbury's Children's Book Award, the Stockport Children's Book Award and the North Somerset Teachers' Book awards. She is also the author of funny young fiction including Do Not Disturb the Dragons and Do Not Mess with the Mermaids. michellerobinson.co.uk / @micherobinson
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Do Not Mess with the Mermaids - Michelle Robinson
Books by Michelle Robinson
Do Not Disturb the Dragons
Do Not Mess with the Mermaids
To the Platt family – see you over the moat!
– MR
To Neve and Alex, always
– SD
Contents1. DO NOT swim in purple water
2. DO NOT touch a dragon’s egg
3. NEVER sneeze on royalty
4. DO NOT poop in a mermaid’s moat
5. DO NOT tickle a grumpy unicorn
6. Chickens DO NOT fly
7. DO NOT warm a broken egg
8. ALWAYS bash your waffles
9. ALWAYS lock the bathroom door
10. DO NOT sit on a pop-weasel
11. DO NOT fall asleep in your armour
12. DO NOT dive into dung
13. DO NOT trust a trainee witch
14. DO NOT turn your back on a greedy unicorn
15. DO NOT distract the driver
16. DO NOT go swimming in armour
17. DO NOT give up
18. DO NOT forget your tissues
19. DO NOT throw the ball back
20. DO NOT be afraid to admit you were wrong
21. Wonders never cease!1
DO NOT SWIM IN PURPLE WATER
The sign was almost as big as the castle drawbridge.
It was hard to miss. Although you might not spot it if you’d never visited Wondermere Castle before.
In that case you’d be so busy admiring the dragons in their turret-top nests, you wouldn’t notice the state of the castle moat.
Not only was it surrounded by warning signs, but the water in it had turned the most shocking shade of purple.
It bothered the moat’s resident mermaids. They’d packed their things and gone to stay in nearby Lake Wonder. It bothered the king. He was expecting very important visitors and wanted the castle to look its best. But it didn’t bother his daughter. Then again, nothing really bothered Princess Grace.
She’d arrived on the orphan cart at just two years old, taken one look at the dragons’ nests and climbed up the nearest turret to get a better look. She’d broken several of Wondermere’s rigid rules in the space of just five minutes, getting covered in sparkling dragon poo while she was at it. But at least she hadn’t disturbed the dragons. Everyone agreed she must have the most astonishingly good luck.
And perhaps Grace really was lucky, because, as the next eight years passed, she got away with breaking just about every rule in Wondermere’s very old-fashioned book – and there were certainly plenty of rules to break.
Princesses do not wear armour. Princesses do not ride unicorns. Princesses do not sneakily enter the annual Troll-o Tournament – and they definitely do not win it.
Grace had been there, done that and got the trophy, accompanied by her smart and caring sister, Princess Portia. King Wonder had to admit that his daughters’ rule breaking hadn’t done the dragons any harm. In fact, they seemed happier than ever. They’d even started laying eggs, and their nests were overflowing with plump baby dragons.
If the dragons were happy, the princesses were happier still. They’d been knighted by the king – the first girls ever to become sirs – and each was now in charge of something truly important.
As Champion of Dragon Studies, Sir Portia’s job was to keep an eye on dragon behaviour, and, as Champion of Troll-o, Sir Grace helped other girls train and play with the boys for the first time in history.
Troll-o was the nation’s favourite sport, and Grace lived for it. She loved nothing better than to put on her armour, mount her unicorn and chase after the ball-troll, mallet in hand. As captain of the league, she was in her element. No wonder people called her the luckiest girl in the kingdom. But was she lucky enough to get away with swimming in forbidden purple water … ?
‘I only want a little dip,’ Grace said as she rode Poop, her disobedient unicorn, through the castle courtyard towards the main gates. ‘A swim in the moat after troll-o practice is practically tradition.’
‘I thought you hated tradition?’ said Portia with a smile. She was riding beside Grace on her beautifully turned out unicorn, Sprinkles. As ever, she was riding hands-free and reading a book about dragons.
Worn out from practice, Poop’s hooves plodded heavily across the cobbles. But Grace knew better than to ask him to speed up. Her grumpy, grotty steed always did the exact opposite of what he was told. Thankfully she knew exactly how to handle him. ‘Take your time, boy, I’m in no hurry for a swim.’
Poop pricked up his ears, gave a mischievous snort and shot out of the castle gates, dumping Grace into the moat with a SPLOOSH!
Portia urged Sprinkles into a trot and caught up, coming to a stop on the drawbridge. ‘Dad’ll go mad if he catches you,’ she called down to Grace. ‘Our guests will be arriving any minute! No one from the Outer Ocean has ever visited Wondermere before. You know how important it is we make a good impression.’
Grace spat out a mouthful of purple water. ‘They’re merfolk,’ she said, ‘and not just any merfolk. They’re champion swimmers! I bet they’ll be glad to see we like water too – isn’t that right, Poop?’ Poop gave a bored snort and began to nibble on a patch of pixie wort.
Portia looked longingly at the water. ‘Dad did say this visit’s all about showing our guests how much we value their customs …’
‘You should join me,’ Grace suggested,