Teaching and Teasing the Comic Book Nerd

By Polly Liticat

Jesse just wants to watch the latest comic book blockbuster film in peace. Mona has no intention of letting him do that! But they both might get a little more than they expect out of the encounter...

EXCERPT

I used to wonder why more hotels don't just let you check in remotely and use your phone as a room key, but then I realized it's because most hotels want to make sure people dressed like me have to come through the lobby.

(I'm not a hooker, but I really couldn't blame anyone who looks at how I'm dressed tonight and makes assumptions.)

Thankfully some hotels don't care, because I'm really happy to avoid leaving Jesse in the car while I check in – or worse, dragging him into to the lobby with me. A lot of awkward little moments where one of us could chicken out, eliminated.

My phone swipes us into the room.

The latch sounds very loud as it shuts behind us, and I get an erotic jolt from it.

Now it's on.

I glance at Jesse, and, as I expect, he looks nervous and way out of his depth.

I'm in no mood to wait around for him to make a move on me, or suffer through a clumsy warm-up make-out. I plop myself on the dresser, pull my skirt up, and spread my legs.

"Are you good at following instructions, Jesse?"

"Yeah?"

I swipe my index finger across the words on my panties – the same words scratched into Cassie's bat: KISS IT.

• Language: English
• Publisher: MemeThreeFour
• Release date: Jul 24, 2021
• ISBN: 9781005318918

Polly Liticat

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *NEWS AND UPDATES* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *ALMOST EVERYTHING ON SALE SO CHEAP SMASHWORDS SUMMER/WINTER SALE RN OMG...If only I had a new release to hype...well actually I DO it's just exclusive for now to the Big River Store (and available free in you-know-what unlimited)OUT SOON? Booty Call of CthulhuHPL would hate it SO MUCH y'all. Maximum consentacle action. We had a cover done for this and ... now we're having ANOTHER cover done for this. It will happen. I promise!OUT RIGHT NOW IF NOT QUITE NEW! Cyndy & Ed & Kenny & Lorelei & MitchIn which I rip an early-aughts erotic classic apart and put back together how I like! Ed and his buddies have a plan to make a dirty movie with two young hotties – but Lorelei has a whole 'nother script for the action. Is there pegging? Oh yes, there is pegging. Also includes the original "Blame it on 'Ed'!"SURPRISE! I put all my Paranormal and Sci-Fi stories and novellas into a bundle, with a story by Penny Lumiere that I love, and Rex Schmutzig's entries in our Zeta Men series. (You know, it really should be Zeta People... ) There's nothing NEW in it but it delivers good, er BANG for the buck.STILL OUT "Spicy Telepath Tales – Beguiled by the Saurilian!" Cinna is (happily) "Beguiled by the Saurilian" in this short romantic sapphic erotica story. Visit the 36th century by way of the mid-20th for a dinosaur-esque chef serving a telepathic superheroine a seductive meal on a space station ... and then see what's for dessert.Polly Liticat is a sex-positive perv with a filthy imagination.You might want your smut to be apolitical, but Polly Liticat believes that because porn is always (at some level) about sexual power dynamics, porn is never free of politics. If that sounds like BS to you, you might not agree with Polly Liticat on a bunch of other stuff. You might not want to read their stories. (Or you might want to read their stories just to get mad. Up to you.)Polly writes kinky stories that center the pleasure of their characters, even when things get weird (they sometimes get weird). Almost of the characters in their stories are bisexual, pansexual and/or polysexual.

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Teaching and Teasing the Comic Book Nerd

An erotic short story

By Polly Liticat

Copyright 2021 MemeThreeFour

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Disclaimers and such

Everyone doing or thinking anything sexual in any of Polly's stories is 18 or older. This is fiction. Any similarity to any real persons or institutions is coincidental. Any similarity to pre-existing intellectual property is protected as parody and undertaken with deep affection.

Cautions: This story features mild femdom, cunnilingus, fellatio, and mutual masturbation with digital penetration. There are off-screen references to bondage fetishism, and anal penetration with homoerotic elements (look, it's Polly. You don't expect it to be 100% straight, right?)

You might want your smut to be apolitical, but Polly Liticat believes that because porn is always (at some level) about sexual power dynamics, porn is never really apolitical. If that sounds like BS to you, you might not agree with Polly on a bunch of other stuff. You might not want to read their stories. (Or you might want to read their stories just for a rage boner. Up to you.)

If the ethnicity or any other physical attribute of a character is not described when they first show up in the story, you are encouraged to decide it's whatever you are personally into.

If you like this story – or even if you don't! – reviews wherever you purchased it are greatly appreciated.

Thanks for reading,

Polly

Mona

If you really want to torment a comic book nerd, you gotta go the 'burbs. You want a town that's big enough that it's profitable for the local multiplex to have a midnight release-day showing of the latest action/sci-fi/comic book/explode-y/whatever blockbuster, but not where the demand is big enough for the screening to sell out.

I try to arrive right before the previews start, so all the die-hards are in their seats, and the lights are still