Classic Z-Men: Issue 1

By Polly Liticat

Inflatolad learns how Clawboy and Lasereye got together in Polly Liticat's first scorching story in the Z-men G-squad superhero erotica series. Spoiler alert: the answer involves telepathy-enhanced group sex, and a bi-curious MMF threesome.

Here's a censored excerpt – download now for all the "good parts" not included here!

Zeta-Men HQ: Executive Suite level B7: Amelia Wynter's suite

Amelia Wynter, the former villain known as Madame Icicle, and Otto Blaumann, the former villain known as the Telecreeper, were together in her suite in the Zeta-Men's headquarters complex. The entire space was open, except for the bath. The floors were gleaming white tile, large mirrored panels were spaced along the walls, and all the furnishings were black, white, chrome, or combinations of those. Except for the people, it could have been a scene in a black and white movie.

The two heroes had a deal: Amelia would telepathically share Grant, Kelsey, and Lucas's threesome with Otto – so long as he teleported them both into Kelsey's room when asked.

Otto was crouching on Amelia's jet-black dresser. His appearance was quite demonic. A lecherous grin stretched his saturnine features. The arrowhead of his tail, blue-black like his skin, lashed through the air.

Amelia had turned her sleek, black leather and chrome lounge chair to face the dresser. She sprawled in it, knees spread wide, in her trademark white latex dom outfit.

Amelia felt a psychic tremor as Kelsey Wilde, the Wallwalker, dropped the mental shield Madame Icicle had taught all the Zetas how to raise.

C'mon in, Amelia, it's just getting good.

Amelia dipped into her Kelsey's memories of the past few minutes, just enough to give herself context. She'd followed the script Amelia suggested, and even added some embellishments of her own. Amelia moaned her arousal aloud.

"Something good, boss?"

Amelia pushed the experiences Kelsey was sharing into Otto's receptive brain.

"Yes," he hissed. "That's hot!"

Amelia closed her eyes, letting Kelsey's experiences fill her senses...

• Language: English
• Publisher: MemeThreeFour
• Release date: Jul 24, 2021
• ISBN: 9781005401375

Polly Liticat

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *NEWS AND UPDATES* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *ALMOST EVERYTHING ON SALE SO CHEAP SMASHWORDS SUMMER/WINTER SALE RN OMG...If only I had a new release to hype...well actually I DO it's just exclusive for now to the Big River Store (and available free in you-know-what unlimited)OUT SOON? Booty Call of CthulhuHPL would hate it SO MUCH y'all. Maximum consentacle action. We had a cover done for this and ... now we're having ANOTHER cover done for this. It will happen. I promise!OUT RIGHT NOW IF NOT QUITE NEW! Cyndy & Ed & Kenny & Lorelei & MitchIn which I rip an early-aughts erotic classic apart and put back together how I like! Ed and his buddies have a plan to make a dirty movie with two young hotties – but Lorelei has a whole 'nother script for the action. Is there pegging? Oh yes, there is pegging. Also includes the original "Blame it on 'Ed'!"SURPRISE! I put all my Paranormal and Sci-Fi stories and novellas into a bundle, with a story by Penny Lumiere that I love, and Rex Schmutzig's entries in our Zeta Men series. (You know, it really should be Zeta People... ) There's nothing NEW in it but it delivers good, er BANG for the buck.STILL OUT "Spicy Telepath Tales – Beguiled by the Saurilian!" Cinna is (happily) "Beguiled by the Saurilian" in this short romantic sapphic erotica story. Visit the 36th century by way of the mid-20th for a dinosaur-esque chef serving a telepathic superheroine a seductive meal on a space station ... and then see what's for dessert.Polly Liticat is a sex-positive perv with a filthy imagination.You might want your smut to be apolitical, but Polly Liticat believes that because porn is always (at some level) about sexual power dynamics, porn is never free of politics. If that sounds like BS to you, you might not agree with Polly Liticat on a bunch of other stuff. You might not want to read their stories. (Or you might want to read their stories just to get mad. Up to you.)Polly writes kinky stories that center the pleasure of their characters, even when things get weird (they sometimes get weird). Almost of the characters in their stories are bisexual, pansexual and/or polysexual.

Book preview

Classic Z-Men: Issue 1

By Polly Liticat

Copyright 2021 MemeThreeFour

Smashwords Edition, License Notes

Thank you for downloading this ebook! This book remains the copyrighted property of the author, and may not be redistributed to others for commercial or non-commercial purposes. If you enjoyed it, please encourage your friends to download their own copy from their favorite authorized retailer.

Cover image copyright 2021 MemeThreeFour

Disclaimers and such

Everyone doing or thinking anything sexual in any of Polly's stories is 18 or older. This is fiction. Any similarity to any real persons or institutions is coincidental. Any similarity to pre-existing intellectual property is protected as parody and undertaken with deep affection.

Cautions: This story features characters who identify as straight and/or bi/polysexual. Themes include MMF threesome incorporating male bisexual themes, double penetration, fisting, exhibitionism/voyeurism, and open relationships.

Rex Schmutzig started this series because he wanted to read some superhero smut that wasn’t really bondage focused. Polly had some superhero smut ideas knocking around, and Rex said they could play in his sandbox a little.

You might want your smut to be apolitical, but Polly Liticat believes that because porn is always (at some level) about sexual power dynamics, porn is never really apolitical. If that sounds like BS to you, you might not agree with Polly on a bunch of other stuff. You might not want to read their stories. (Or you might want to read their stories just for a rage boner. Up to you.)

If the ethnicity or any other physical attribute of a character is not described when they first show up in the story, you are encouraged to decide it's whatever you are personally into.

If you like this story (or even if you don't!) reviews wherever you purchased it are greatly appreciated.

Thanks for reading,

Polly (and Rex!)

Polly: hey rex u up? i would like to write a story or 3 in your z men continuity

Polly: all the controversy about whether the bat goes downtown put ideas in my silly lil head

Rex: Polly, I don't know how to say this, but it's not exactly MY continuity.