More Bible Baddies
By Bob Hartman
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Bob Hartman
Bob Hartman is a professional storyteller and award-winning children’s author of over seventy books. He was born and raised in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, but now lives in Wiltshire. He has been entertaining audiences on both sides of the Atlantic for over 30years with his books and performances, which bring together retellings of Bible stories and traditional tales from around the world with his own imaginative stories. His books are full of humour and insight, whilst his storytelling sessions are exciting, engaging, dynamic – and above all, interactive! The Lion Storyteller Bible is used in schools across the United Kingdom as part of a Bible project called Open the Book, and is regularly performed for over 800,000 children in more than 3,000 primary schools. He is well known for his hugely popular The Lion Storyteller collection, the Telling the Bible series, and the highly acclaimed picture books: The Wolf Who Cried Boy, Dinner in the Lions’ Den and The Three Billy Goats’ Stuff.
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More Bible Baddies - Bob Hartman
Introduction
Why another book of Bible baddies? The answer is simple—the Bible is full of them! There are reasonably famous baddies like Judas and Goliath, who somehow got squeezed out of the first book. Then there are the more obscure baddies, like Ananias and Simon Magus, whose stories are fascinating and demand to be told. And, finally, there are the ‘ladies’! Yes, that’s right. For some reason (and I can’t remember why), there were no women baddies in the first book. I thought that was just a bit unfair, so I have included three women here—Jezebel, Sapphira and one of my all-time favourite Bible baddies, Athaliah, the evil granny!
Some people have told me that the stories in this book are darker than the tales in Bible Baddies. And I think that’s true. We are dealing with some serious badness here, after all. But I like to think that I have included some lighter moments, as well. Light in the humorous sense—particularly in the case of the two villanous couples. And light in that other sense, too—as in the sudden light which sometimes comes to people and makes them change their lives for the better.
This book is dedicated to the memory of my grandmother, who not only told me the story of the aforementioned evil granny, but also helped to introduce me to the light. She’s been gone a long time, but I’ve never forgotten her stories. I hope that some of the tales in this book will be as memorable.
The Tempter’s Tale
(part 1)
THE STORY OF ADAM AND EVE
It’s strange, really. The moment we make a wrong choice—the second we buy into badness—it all seems so clear.
‘It’s just this once,’ we say to ourselves. ‘No one will get hurt. It doesn’t really matter.’ And on and on the excuses go.
But later, when we look back at what we’ve done—when we have to deal with the shame or the guilt or the consequences—the choice doesn’t seem so clear. And, so often, we wonder how we could ever have made such a foolish decision in the first place.
That’s certainly how it goes in the story you are about to read—the story of where badness begins. But you may not feel an overwhelming sense of the presence of evil. No, what you will feel instead, I think, is a lingering sense of sadness and regret. And that is as it should be. Because, in a way, this story is also about where badness leaves us in the end.
He hacked at the ground with his rough stone axe. He hacked at the weeds and at the bushes. He hacked till the sweat poured off his forehead and the calluses rose on his palms. He hacked until he could hear his heart pounding in his ears. But still the slithering thing slipped and squirmed away. So he sank down onto a stump and waited for his breath to return and his heart to stop racing. He wiped the sweat from his brow and stared at his hands. And that’s when it all came back—the crushing memory of ‘before’, the pain of the paradise he’d lost.
It was like a bad bruise. It hurt to touch it, but touching it reminded him that it was there. Sometimes a smell would trigger it. Sometimes it would wake him in the night. Today, it was simply the sight of his hands.
Knuckles gnarled and cracked. Palms rough and swollen. Veins running down the backs like tree limbs.
‘Were these the hands,’ he wondered, ‘that once tended a Garden? The hands that stroked the lion’s mane and traced the zebra’s stripes and danced across the rhino’s wrinkled hide as he gave each one its name? Were these really the hands of Adam?’
Sometimes it seemed impossible. Sometimes it seemed too good to have been true. And sometimes he wondered, how had it happened? How had he let it all slip between those rough and dirty fingers?
As if to answer the question, a voice called from across the rocky field.
Yes, he had blamed her once. Blamed her more than once. But he knew now that the fault was his, as well as hers.
Eve called again, and then walked slowly towards him. It was almost impossible to see her as she had once been. The years, and the children, and the endless toil it took just to survive had erased for ever the woman who had danced happily in the Garden.
He shut his eyes. He shut them tight. He shoved his fists into the sockets and for a second, just a second, there she was again. Flesh of his flesh. Bone of his bone. At the dawn of their life together. He remembered touching her hair. And her lips. And tracing the shape of her face with his fingertips. And he remembered the prayer he had prayed. ‘Thank you, Creator,’ he had said, ‘for this face and for this morning, and for all the mornings to come.’
‘Adam!’ the voice called again. ‘Adam, why are you sitting there? Get back to work! We have a family to feed!’
Adam winced. There was still a trace of that other Eve in her voice. The same voice that had called out so many years ago called out across the Garden, ‘Adam, come quickly! There is someone I want you to meet!’
That voice was so sweet. The face so innocent and gentle. She skipped towards him, excited like a foal or a fawn. She took his hand (he could feel those fingers, still). And she led him, laughing, to the Knowledge Tree.
There was no reason to be alarmed. No cause for concern. Those words had no meaning then. All was trust and goodness and love. How could he have known?
How could either of them have guessed that their new acquaintance would teach them the meaning of those words—and many more awful still.
The Serpent was a handsome creature. Confident. Persuasive. Poised. There was venom in his