I Dreamt I Became President
By Don Keys
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Numerous five-star generals, a five-star moderator who prefers not to be named, and others share their insights on the economy, war, taxes, and other topics that hell need to master.
Keys learns that pop-up wars ensure the nation always has experienced war personnel. Hes also lectured about controlling the nations youth so that the country doesnt spiral into chaos like Mexico.
He gets critical advice, such as responding to questions with answers such as, Well be looking into that matter, or Ill have my so and so committee investigate circumstances that are involved in these matters.
Even more importantly, hes told to always keep his desk in the Oval Office clean so that it looks like hes keeping up with his work. Hes never to put his feet on his deskor else the world would think his job is a snap.
Take a hilarious and revealing look at what it means to be president in a book that could be more fact than fiction.
Don Keys
He was a former chaplain’s assistant in the Marine Corps. He majored in music and psychology in college. He performed professionally in nightclubs and country clubs for many years. He ran his own music business (pianos and organs) for over 21 years. He owned a theater business for 10 years. He is now 80 years old and is reflecting on the past.
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I Dreamt I Became President - Don Keys
© 2015 Don Keys. All rights reserved.
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Published by AuthorHouse 01/06/2015
ISBN: 978-1-4969-5993-5 (sc)
ISBN: 978-1-4969-5992-8 (e)
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CONTENTS
First Day
Anonymous Moderator
The Economy
General Noe Zitall
Control Our Youth
General Lemmy Tellia
Wartime Experienced Personnel
General Ain Tworthit
Top of the Pile
General Iam Knotshur
Lunch Time
Thareel Scoop
Population Explosion
General Howl Deweyno
The IRS
General Yuhav Toupee
IRS Rumors
General C.U. Encort
Senator Key Pumgessen
Senator Gimmie Mine
Senator Watta Wekair
Golf Course Foursome
The President
Second Lieutenant Ima Buffpar
Captain Billy Bob Grabbas
Second Lieutenant Sheesa S. Player
Moderator’s True Identity
Retired 5 Star General
Kifford Myas
Talking with Press Agent
Thareel Scoop
Religious Halla Ballou
The Pope
Father Splotch
Cock-a-Mamie
Story
Thareel Scoop
Personal Beliefs
Fanatical Solution #1
Economic Wars
Fanatical Solution #2
Illegal Immigration
Fanatical Solution #3
Jewish Settlement
Fanatical Solution #4
Our Penal System
Thanks For Support
FOREWORD
First of all … The front cover picture of the Harley
and me was originally used as a prop
for some CD music that I had made for my sister. She demanded that I make a tape,
as she called it, for my music in exchange for a real large picture that she hand painted for me, now hanging on a wall in my living room. (And a very beautiful painting … I might add.)
Evidently … my music turned out pretty good too … because she called after 2 or 3 days and wanted 10 more CDs to give to some of her choir member friends of her church!!. What she didn’t tell me at the time was that there were some 200 members in that choir! Needless to say, I was very busy for quite a long time in my music room.
Now about the Harley
and me. … the picture was taken a couple of years ago … … … … okay it was really 11 years ago ‘cause I was 69 at the time!!
The Harley
still looks brand new as it did when I got it used
from a fella in Scottstown!! He … by the way had handi-capped license plates on it!! It so happens that he was a fireman who fell from a 35- foot ladder and—amazingly—lived … but … damaged something either in his back or legs … I don’t remember just what he said!! But he walked pretty normal … maybe with a slight limp
… but handi-capped
plates on a motorcycle??
Oh well … the Harley still looks brand new and me … well, just add 11 years of age … and keep in mind that the motorcycle never had
sugar put into it’s tank … whereas … I did in mine!! You know … type two diabetes from my love for chocolate and other
bad for me" stuff!!
If there had been sugar
put into the cycle’s tank it would be completely kaput
… but it still