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It's About Time: An (Almost) Complete List of Time Jokes
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Someone who has command of time truly
Controls the clock!
Controls the clock!
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Jeff Nasser
My name is Jeff Nasser. I was born in Louisville, KY, but now live in St Louis, MO. I used to be a lawyer but am retired now. My hobbies are woodworking, playing pool, and writing poetry and jokes. I have written poetry since 1971 and started at that time because Muhammad Ali made it respectable. At or about that time, I also started writing jokes, which are mostly a play on words. If I hear a word or a phrase, I can make a joke out of it w/o much trouble. I work backwards, because I hear the punch lines first. This is my first effort at writing a book, and I hope you enjoy it.
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