A Mostly Magnificent Memoir: True Stories Dramatized and Somewhat Fictionalized
By Bo Bennett
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It's FORREST GUMP meets THE WONDER YEARS - but mostly true. Hysterically funny at times, heart-wrenching and heart-warming at other times, highly entertaining all the time.
The story follows James Murphy, who lives an extraordinarily unique life learning ordinary life lessons to which everyone can relate through his many misadventures. James' misadventures feature everything from swindling friends out of valuable baseball cards to run-ins with bullies and kids in Connecticut "gangs", from awkward romantic heartbreak to family party fiascos, from sophisticated pranks that build up to a court appearance and community service to a death defying "rafting" incident.
This is a fictionalized and dramatized adaptation of the author's autobiography turned into a full-motion picture screenplay turned into a novella. It's the unbelievable stories that are actually true. James isn't lying about the magic beanstalk growing on his back porch. Or the monkey in their tree--in New England. He did chase a UFO with his mother and stopped her from killing his dad. Let's just say this book is a collection of true stories made more entertaining and wrapped in a white lie.
A Mostly Magnificent Memoir reminds us all that we are social creatures--how our seemingly insignificant interactions with others can significantly impact their lives. It reminds us how precious life is and how grateful we should be for the people in our lives. It reminds us that it is okay to laugh at our own misadventures because life is too short not to.
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A Mostly Magnificent Memoir - Bo Bennett
A Note to the Reader From the Author
This book is an unconventional, genre-bending story of fictionalized truth based on my childhood. The prologue, conclusion, and epilogue is written in the third-person, whereas the rest of the book was written in the first person.
This book was adapted from a full-length motion picture screenplay. You can download the screenplay for free at
www.ebookit.com/A_Mostly_Magnificent_Memoir.pdf
If you happen to be in the film industry and want the rights to this script, or if you know someone in the film industry and want to see this as a movie, send an e-mail to production@archieboy.com.
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Prologue
It was late afternoon on October 22, 2019, in the town of Easton, Connecticut. Easton is a quaint New England town, home to just over 7,000 citizens and only a few businesses—the kind that make liberal use of the back in 10 minutes
sign. In this mostly middle-class town, Sturbridge Road is made up of Brady Bunch-esque houses constructed in the 60s and 70s, some of which are well-kept, and others that look like the inhabitants died in their homes years ago, and the bodies still have yet to be discovered.
A high-end, metallic white Lexus SUV pulls up next to a long, straight, steep driveway, weeds sprouting from the cracks as a result of decades of neglect. James Murphy, a man in his late forties, puts the car in park and shuts off the engine while nostalgically gazing at the house at the end of the driveway. James’ wife, Sabrina, puts her hand on his. She looks at James, then at their two late-teenage children in the backseat.
James exits the car, his gaze unbroken, and stands at the top of the driveway to get a better look. Giving James a moment, Sabrina follows him out, stands next to him, and rests her head on his shoulder. Trying her best to keep it together, she says somberly, I don’t think I can do this.
If I can do it, you can do it,
James responds confidently and somewhat facetiously. James and Sabrina embrace—the kind of meaningful embrace made possible by a decades-long passionate and loving partnership.
James spent the first eighteen years of his life in his home on Sturbridge Road. This was his first visit in over twenty years since his dad sold the house after his mom died. James needed this visit to strengthen the emotional connection to the stories he was about to share in the most difficult speech of his life.
Toxic Scripts
It was a typical evening in the Murphy household. The year was 1978. My father, Fred, a heavy-set man with dyed, jet-black, greased-back hair, was sitting at the kitchen table wearing one of his three outfits—this one was khaki-colored pants and a matching button-down shirt, purchased at Sears for $19.95. With his Seagram’s Seven and club soda in one hand and a burning cigarette in the other, Fred pretended to be paying attention to the evening news while my mother, Delores, proceeded with one of her alcohol-induced rants. Look at you. God damn, good-for-nothing, lousy drunk. Sitting there getting drunk, cigarette ashes all over the place, food stuck in your mustache... is that even from tonight’s dinner?
Delores had one light grey cotton robe that she wore nightly and accessorized with curlers and a bottle of wine. She sat next to Fred, holding a large, filled-to-the-brim wine glass in her left hand. In her right hand was a lit cigarette with ashes that always seem to be on the verge of falling. I walked into the kitchen sporting a fire engine red onesie—the kind with the booties that generate enough electricity to knock a five-year-old on his ass each time he touches a light switch. I pleaded in desperation, Will you please stop fighting!?
The day of my birth, February 16, 1972, is one of infamy rather than celebration. When my parents were engaged in their nightly ritual of drinking and mutual, verbal sparring, and I stepped in with my feeble attempt to make the peace, Delores would inevitably bring up the events that may or may not have transpired on this historic day.
Why don’t you ask your father where he was when I was in the hospital giving birth to you!?
rhetorically asked Delores with a noticeable drunken slur.
Already having heard this story many, many times, I rolled my eyes.
With an equally drunken slur, Fred responded to the question I didn’t bother to ask, I was out celebratin’ because my son was born on my birthday.
Fred looked at me and gave me a wink. Fred had a knack for getting his kids to side with him. Not through logic or reason, but through winks, dad jokes, and sometimes ten-dollar bills. My dad and I share the same birthday, along with Ice T, Sonny Bono, John McEnroe, and Kim Jong-il. Perhaps, at an unconscious level, this cosmic connection is another reason I tended to side with my father over my mother.
Delores had a different theory regarding Fred’s whereabouts the day I was born. You goddamn liar! You were at the bar getting drunk like you always do and screwing around with your whores!
Fred and Delores had the kind of relationship where infidelity on both their parts wouldn’t be much of a surprise to anyone who knew them. But the reference to Fred’s whores
was more figurative than literal. According to the implied criteria set forth by Delores, to qualify as a whore,
one had to be female, between the ages of 17 and 60, and come within a 10-foot radius of Fred. Delores made exceptions for immediate family members, close friends of her children, and herself.
This conversation, or script, rarely modified, played out over and over again like poorly written computer code stuck in an endless loop. The repetitiveness was most likely due to the fact that both Fred and Delores would get so drunk that they simply didn’t remember what they had and had not argued about the night before.
This script was just one of their many that I heard night after night. The others all revolved around the themes of jealousy, infidelity, intoxication, and hatred.