Everybody Just C@lm the F#ck Down
By Robert Chafe and Sarah Garton Stanley
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About this ebook
- First produced by Artistic Fraud, St. John’s, in July 2021.
- This marks Robert’s return to acting after a ten-year-long hiatus.
Robert Chafe
Robert Chafe is a writer, educator, actor, and arts administrator based in St. John’s, Ktaqmkuk (Newfoundland). He has worked in theatre, dance, opera, radio, fiction, and film. His stage plays have been seen in Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, and in the United States, and include Oil and Water, Tempting Providence, Afterimage, Under Wraps, Between Breaths, Everybody Just C@lm the F#ck Down, and The Colony of Unrequited Dreams (adapted from the novel by Wayne Johnston). He has been shortlisted three times for the Governor General’s Literary Award for Drama and he won the award for Afterimage in 2010. He has been a guest instructor at Memorial University, Sir Wilfred Grenfell College, and the National Theatre School of Canada. In 2018 he was awarded an honorary doctorate from Memorial University. He is the playwright and artistic director of Artistic Fraud.
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Everybody Just C@lm the F#ck Down - Robert Chafe
Also by Robert Chafe
Drama
Robert Chafe Two Plays: Butler’s Marsh and Tempting Providence
Afterimage
Oil and Water
Under Wraps
The Colony of Unrequited Dreams
Between Breaths
Fiction
Two-Man Tent
Children’s Fiction
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Everybody Just C@lm the F#ck Down
Robert Chafe
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Everybody Just C@lm the F#ck Down © Copyright 2022 by Robert Chafe
First edition: June 2022
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Library and Archives Canada Cataloguing in Publication
Title: Everybody just c@lm the f#ck down / Robert Chafe.
Other titles: Everybody just calm the fuck down
Names: Chafe, Robert, author.
Description: A play.
Identifiers: Canadiana (print) 20220221111 | Canadiana (ebook) 20220221197 | ISBN 9780369103475 (softcover) | ISBN 9780369103482 (PDF) | ISBN 9780369103499 (HTML)
Classification: LCC PS8555.H2655 E94 2022 | DDC C812/.54—dc23
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Foreword
by Sarah Garton Stanley
Grief and the unknowability of things. It never ends. Where does it start?
For Robert and me, it started following the death of a beloved colleague, amid the altitude and beauty of Banff, Alberta, where we sat across from one another, in what felt like a classroom, snow pouring down, and I heard a very early version of what was to become this beautiful play. I felt like I was at the school of life.
Sometimes theatrical writing is graced with an incisiveness . . . a crack in the fibre of an everyday sense of life.
It is writing that offers audiences a preview before there is enough common language to categorize the moment. I feel this way about Robert’s Everybody Just
C@lm the F#ck Down.
In this work, Robert has made a mini monster/masterpiece about the terrors of living and the even greater anxiety of dying. Caught between these two treacherous islands, the island of life and the island of death, stands an anti-hero called Robert Chafe, trying to piece it together. The truth of it is this: both the writer and the anti-hero never will. Those two islands just don’t join. You can never ever really know. Ever.
So, instead, we ride. We buckle up tight, jump on the back of this crotch rocket, and meet at the bar later to drink deep and tell our own stories of that unexpected curve on that wide-open stretch of highway. The ride, the drink, and the