The Unofficial World Cup Album: A Poorly Illustrated Incomplete History
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‘Genuinely upsetting.’ David Squires
‘Repulsively ugly.’ Séamas O'Reilly
An Unofficial World Cup Hall of Infamy, featuring the worst fouls, best goals, most questionable refereeing decisions, dodgiest barnets, mintest kits and a host of ‘Where were you when?’ moments.
This is the first (and, let’s face it, probably only) book from the multi-untalented team behind moderately successful Twitter account @CheapPanini, bringing mild bemusement to the world through the medium of wonky hand-drawn stickers.
You can’t fault them for effort, even if they still can’t do hands, so dive into these pages like Roy Keane into a tackle.
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The Unofficial World Cup Album - No Score Draws
It’s difficult to believe now, but there was a time before the World Cup. Before the world’s best footballers got together for the quadrennial football extravaganza we know and love. Before the goals and the glory, before the iconic kits and the official snack partners, before the dark horses and the surprise packages, before the Golden Boots, the broken metatarsals, the shattered dreams, the vuvuzelas, the cordoned-off fan zones and the flying pints. Before, even, the accompanying sticker album.
illustration of “Victory”A hundred years ago, the fledgling international football scene looked rather different to now. Travel was arduous, and major powers tended to settle disputes not by acquiring sporting bragging rights but by having enormous, costly, terrible wars. Meanwhile if you were British, it was enough to just assume you were the superior of every Johnny Foreigner who had the temerity to kick a ball, then rock up to the Olympics every four years to wipe the floor with some Danish amateurs and proclaim yourselves masters of the universe.
With the ascendant Uruguay hoovering up double Olympic football gold in the 1920s, however, the case for some kind of truly global football dust-up gathered pace. Step forward FIFA President Jules Rimet, seen here concealing in his outlandishly roomy head the kernel of an idea that would launch a thousand teary BBC penalty shoot-out montages: the World Cup.
From left to right: illustration of Jules Rimet (France) and King Carol II (Romania).But where to stage it? FIFA quickly settled on Uruguay as host, with the South Americans vowing to build a shiny new stadium as a centrepiece, though finding teams to play in it would prove somewhat trickier. Despite football’s rapid spread around the globe in the early years of the 20th Century, the stark realities of transporting an entire national team’s worth of stuff (players, kit, smelling salts, Brylcreem, governing body hangers-on, inflatable unicorns etc.) to the other side of the planet for a weeks-long football jolly represented quite an undertaking, and most nations outside the Americas baulked at the cost. At Rimet’s urging (and with Uruguay footing the bill for travel expenses), four European teams belatedly entered, with Romania’s squad selected by noted football enthusiast King Carol II, depicted overleaf working on some stately tactical innovations (we’ll gloss over his flicking hand, last seen attached to John Hurt’s face aboard the Nostromo). The European teams journeyed together on a single boat, the SS Conte Verde, along with Rimet who carried in his bag the trophy Victory, to be awarded to the tournament winners. They were emphatically not joined by Egypt, who missed the boat after being waylaid by a Mediterranean storm. Having never had to draw a boat before, we were helped immeasurably by said vessel having neither eyes nor hands.
Clockwise from top left: illustration of Egypt (1930), Lucien Laurent (France 1930) and Bert Patenaude (United States 1930).Somewhat understandably, it was a tournament of firsts: France’s Lucien Laurent bagged the maiden goal and looks justifiably pleased with etching his name into the history books, though the excitement seems to have left him looking a trifle unbalanced. Bert Patenaude of the USA – who may or may not be having a reaction to a bee sting – snaffled the first hat-trick, though the 76-year wait for FIFA to finally attribute it to him certainly puts modern VAR delays into perspective. Meanwhile Mexican teenager Manuel Rosas netted the first penalty and the first own goal (though unfortunately not at the same time), leaving him with an appropriately perplexed