Blonde Betrayal
By R. Richard
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I started my defense play by contacting a Secretary at a place that I used to work. I told the Secretary, “I have a date for a very important for me company party. I’m sure that my date is going to stand me up.”
The Secretary asks, “Why are you sure that your date is going to stand you up.”
I tell the Secretary, “I got a date with Linda for what I told her was a very important party. Even a girl, like Linda, would want to discuss outfit strategy with one or more of the my company ladies, for an important date. Linda doesn’t know any of the ladies who work at my current company. Thus, Linda doesn’t intend to go to my company party with me.”
The Secretary lady asks, “This is Bad Jim Eld I’m talking to?”
I say, “Yes, this is Jim Eld.”
The Secretary lady sneers, “I realize that hand speed is important for a Kung Fu fighter guy. However, hand speed is also important for a Kung Fu guy’s date, several local girls have mentioned the fact.”
I reply, “Look, a guy has to be at least a little aggressive.”
The Secretary lady sneers, “Your modern girl is prepared for a seduction attempt on a date, but she is usually not prepared for an attack. Then again, some of the modern bitches figure that surrender is the best defense against an attack. Okay, Linda is not going to just stand you up for your important company party date. Linda is going to your important company party as Karel’s date. By the way, the police are aware of the situation. Apparently Karel had a talk with the local police.”
I reply, “I can assure you that I intend no violence against Karel or Linda, either before, during or after the party. However, the situation does leave me in the need of an acceptable date for my important company party.”
The Secretary lady sneers, “I wondered if I should tell you what I’m about to tell you. However, your seeing the problem with Linda does elevate you a bit. I have a lady who might be a good date for you, for your important company party. The lady is a looker, but not to the level that Linda is, very few girls are. The lady does not need your hands on certain parts of her body.”
I say, “I hesitate to ask, but does the lady you are talking about have conversational skills suitable to talk to the ladies at the party?”
The Secretary lady sneers, “The lady does indeed have conversational skills suitable to talk to the ladies at the party. However, the lady does not have conversational skills suitable to talk to the computer clods at the party.”
I reply, “I will have a talk with the computer clods, who will be at the party. Since I am sometimes called Bad Jim, there will be no clod problems after my talk.”
The Secretary lady sneers, “You do not intend to surface the idea of a Kung Fu death match with the computer clods?”
I reply, “Well, maybe just the tiniest hint, just enough to get the job done. I will look after the lady. It would be nice if I could meet my date lady, prior to the party.”
The Secretary lady says, “So far, so good. You better not surface the idea of data latency in a computer I/O channel as a conversational gambit with the lady.”
I say, “I am a sensitive man. I might ask the lady, ‘Is your dress by Givenchy? Perhaps the latest from Yves Saint Laurent?’ type of thing.”
The Secretary lady says, “Better than I expected, so far, so good. You better not mention the parts of the lady, partially covered by Givenchy or the latest from Yves Saint Laurent.”
I say, “Again, I am a sensitive man. I will keep it toned down.”
The Secretary lady says, “Bad Jim, I don’t trust you any further than I can throw my work building. However, most of the boys that the lady has met here so far, think that ‘Wanna screw?’ is a smooth pick up line.”
I reply, “Ah, the lady has met Karel?”
R. Richard
I'm the co-author, with Sunset Thomas, of Anatomy of An Adult Film.I have 48 novels and over 299 short stories currently published.I spent my early years in the part of Los Angeles known as the South Central. I was known as Whi' Boy, which was sufficient to indentify me in that place. I'm a skilled kung-fu player, using a system that I learned from a Korean I knew only as 'Pak.' It would be easier to tell you the places that Pak wasn't wanted by the police, rather than the places where he was wanted by the police. Pak's kung-fu system, augmented by some bits and pieces from some Chinese practicioners is quick and effective, or I wouldn't be alive today.My early education was mostly obtained by stealing books from the public library (I always returned them and the Librarian even began to provide me with reading lists.) I did go to high schools, but I never really learned anything there. I eventually graduated from the University of California at Los Angeles, UCLA, with a degree in mathematics.I work as a Systems Analyst and also make a part of my living as a professional gambler (legal in Nevada.) I write science fiction and erotica. My published novels are:Anatomy of An Adult Film (With Sunset Thomas)1. Second Chance: God Killer2. Second Chance: Sky Pirate3. Second Chance: Scroll Seeker4. Second Chance: King of The Islands5. Second Chance: King of Zaya6. Second Chance: Duke of Averon7. Second Chance: King of Golomon8. Second Chance: King Of The Sky9. Second Chance: Warlord of Ifrequeh10. Second Chance: King of Ariby11. Second Chance: King of Mesodania12. Second Chance: King of Avuls13. Second Chance: King of Kemet14. Second Chance: King of Zorran15. Second Chance: King of Two Worlds16. Second Chance: King of Averon17. Second Chance: King's Duties18. Second Chance: King of The New WorldAdventurer: Simulation ProblemAdventurer: Pannar ProblemA Programmer's GambitAmateur StripperBeach MurdersBondage HouseCorporate Sex SlavesFriday NightGo Naked In The SoftwareGrasshopper WinterInvoluntary NudeLayoffNot A HeroPirates of The KeysSummer of SexThe LakeThe Last Moon DanceThe Nude Adventures of Plain JaneThe Secret Life of Wanda WilsonTails of the Pussycat LoungeTo Keep A JobTopless RestaurantToy WhoresVix: The MarineWayward BoyShort Stories:A Christmas Visit
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Blonde Betrayal
By R. Richard © 2024
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Blonde Betrayal
By R. Richard © 2024
Chapter 1: Enter Dream Girl
I was working in 1960s San Diego, as a computer programmer. I was a better computer programmer than anyone else I had ever met. However, I was not much of a politician.
I had three hidden talents. I was a for real Kung Fu blackbelt. I was a very skilled and lucky stock market investor. I was five feet 11 and 7/8 inches tall and I weighed about 195 pounds, but because my Kung Fu style was an internal style, I didn’t look like a muscle man.
I had red hair and a face that was neither handsome or ugly.
Because of my lack of visibility at work, I needed to get myself lighted up, if I was to advance to Project Manager.
Into my world came blonde Linda. Blonde Linda actually looked like a movie star. The girl was, of course, pretty, but she could somehow project herself to look like a movie star advertising poster beauty.
I got Linda’s phone number from a real estate lady that I knew, a real estate lady who found Linda her first San Diego apartment.
Despite my rather anonymous looks, I am what is called a silver tongued devil. I used my silver tongued devil skill to charm Linda. Just average me got a date with a movie star looking girl.
I took Linda to a little place on 5th avenue and then to a performance of a Shakespeare play at the Old Globe theater in the park. The date went well and was followed by a few more dates. However, I was not to get to visit Linda, at her apartment, except to pick her up for a date.
Why I wasn’t to visit Linda, at her apartment seemed strange. I did quite a bit of nosing around and found that Linda was getting picked up on the street by punky boys during her shopping trips. She didn’t want me