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    This Book is Shocking!: Cover Your Eyes When You Read It
    This Book is Shocking!: Cover Your Eyes When You Read It
    This Book is Shocking!: Cover Your Eyes When You Read It
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    This Book is Shocking!: Cover Your Eyes When You Read It

    By Dom Sileo

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    "Book Reviews"

    "This is the biggest ----hit in the history of the world." --Portions of this review have been redacted.

    "This book is UNIQUE,...it's one of a kind,...it's NOT like any mother. " Sigmund Freud

    "I no books, and this guy can really right." --A real quote, from the New York Times.

    -----"A Bonus Review" -------

    "This is the greatest book ever written." --God

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPage Publishing, Inc.
    Release dateMay 4, 2022
    ISBN9781646280155
    This Book is Shocking!: Cover Your Eyes When You Read It

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