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    101 Reasons You Might Need a Bath
    101 Reasons You Might Need a Bath
    101 Reasons You Might Need a Bath
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    101 Reasons You Might Need a Bath

    By Michael Van

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    It's a fun book that's funny. An easy read. No matter where you are on the Richter scale, there is a way to advance your situation. So try to embrace life every day as improvement is contagious, one little step at a time. Please listen to suggested music along this short journey via your own device by going to www.sleeper.productions.com.. It's up to you to have a good time. I'm root'n for ya!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherChristian Faith Publishing, Inc.
    Release dateMay 6, 2021
    ISBN9781098073763
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      101 Reasons You Might Need a Bath - Michael Van

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      101 Reasons You Might Need a Bath

      Michael Van

      Copyright © 2020 by Michael Van

      All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods without the prior written permission of the publisher. For permission requests, solicit the publisher via the address below.

      Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.

      832 Park Avenue

      Meadville, PA 16335

      www.christianfaithpublishing.com

      Printed in the United States of America

      Table of Contents

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      This book is dedicated to all people who love pigs (whether they have four or two legs).

      Also dedicated to all my friends and family members (current, not current, exiled, or imprisoned).

      Special Inspirational Contributors

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