The Collector (NHB Modern Plays)
By Henry Naylor
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Nassir works here, translating for the American interrogators. He's local, pro-Western, determined to bring liberal values to his country and is about to get married to Zoya, his sweetheart. But when he is recognised by Faisal, new prisoner and psychotic supporter of the old regime, his life becomes a living hell.
Born out of Henry Naylor's own experiences of a visit to Bagram Airbase in 2003, The Collector is a compelling tale of murder, evil and betrayal set in occupied Iraq, part of the Arabian Nightmares trilogy. One of the most highly-acclaimed shows at the 2014 Edinburgh Festival, it won a Scotsman Fringe First Award, which was followed by a sold-out run at the Arcola Theatre.
'tells the tragedy of a part of recent history we would rather leave behind but have to hear – an Arabian nightmare that is gripping to the last moment' - A Younger Theatre
'Outstanding new writing… first class' - Scotsman
Henry Naylor
Henry Naylor is a writer, performer, producer and director. He has written for many award-winning comedy shows including Smith & Jones, The Lenny Henry Show, Dead Ringers and Alistair McGowan's Big Impression. He was a lead writer on Spitting Image, and, together with his double-act partner Andy Parsons, he starred in nine series of Parsons & Naylor's Pull-Out Sections on BBC Radio 2. He also created, executive produced and directed the multi-award-winning Headcases for ITV1. He has written plays including The Collector (Edinburgh Festival and Arcola Theatre, 2014), Echoes (Edinburgh Festival and Arcola Theatre, 2015) and Angel (Edinburgh Festival, 2016).
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The Collector (NHB Modern Plays) - Henry Naylor
The story of The Collector is told by three different storytellers. They each speak directly to the audience, through the ‘fourth wall’.
First to speak, a young, beautiful Iraqi woman, ZOYA. She’s strong, smart – a modern Scheherazade. She begins her narration like it’s the start of The Arabian Nights…
ZOYA Here is the land of magic and genies and flying carpets.
Of tyrants and despots and murderous Ba’athists.
A land of sweetmeats and Turkish delights,
Of Sinbad and Saddam and Arabian Nights.
It’s a magical nation of fable and mystery
A place with a long and ancient history
Boasting a rich and combustible soil,
Fertilised with blood and soaked in oil.
Writing began here and even drawing,
And beating with hoses and waterboarding.
Ours is the story of all mankind
Of the triumphs and failings of the human mind.
So if you’re with us, or against us, pull up your chairs
And share with us these Arabian nightmares.
COLONEL ‘KASPER’ KASPROWICZ. He’s a charismatic American reservist. Mid-forties. The head honcho at Mazrat Prison.
KASPER No one liked going into cell C27, after the Nassir incident. Not even the dogs.
Full of bad spirits.
But I didn’t believe in ghosts. Used to say I’ll believe in ’em when I see ’em.
Then came 17th December 2003. The day after ‘Nassir’.
We had a prisoner we called ‘Tom Selleck’ – cos he looked like Tom Selleck – who launched a dirty protest. Imagine Magnum PI smearing his cell in shit.
We had to punish the guy, hard.
But what could we do? We kicked his ass every night already. We needed a punishment to match the severity of the crime.
So I thought ‘Let’s fuck him up; let’s put him in C27.’
So we dragged him in.
And to begin with he was just crying and complaining…
Nothing out of the ordinary.
And we settled in to play cards in the guards’ room.
…Six o’clock, nothing. Seven o’clock – nothing.
Eight o’clock… he starts screaming.
Proper screaming. Tried to ignore it.
…But then we heard, The Thud.
The sound of a body falling heavily on the floor.
Over and over.
Thud. Thud. Thud.
Fuck. I mean fuck.
Don’t care what Tom Selleck had done. Couldn’t leave him there.
So we’re running up the stairs, shouting and hollering, trying to drown out our fears… when the noises… the screaming, the thuds.. suddenly stop.
And I get to the cell. And Selleck’s crouching in the corner. And he’s whimpering. And I look across. And he’s not alone.
There’s a figure standing there.
Dressed in black.
Silent.
Unmoving. And it has no face. Just a soul-sucking dark shadow where a face should be.
When people talk about ghosts – they say they feel a presence. Not me. I felt the absence. The despair of the void.
And for the first time that war, I was scared.
A transition; we’ve moved back in time, to the start of the story.
ZOYA Under Saddam, there was one popular music station – controlled by his son, Uday: ‘The Voice of Youth.’
Played our leading boy band – Unknown to No One – on loop.
Their biggest hit? A song honouring Saddam’s birthday, which was played twice an hour.
‘Get up, get up, let me hear you say,
To the Father of the People: Happy Birthday.’
Or some such thing.
Crazy.
Would be like NSYNC singing George Dubya their compliments of the season.