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Pretty Boy Tigh - Richard Blandford
PRETTY BOY TIGH
RICHARD BLANDFORD
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PRETTY BOY TIGH
‘So you’re the new pretty boy, then?’
Tigh smiled at the fat man who was standing in the rain, clad in a long black coat and trilby, smoking a wet cigarette. The fat man did not smile back.
‘I… don’t think so,’ said Tigh, waiting for a sign, a smile, indicating it was a joke. The fat man smiled a lot whenever Tigh had seen on him on telly, on the odd morning when he babysat his nieces. Even though he was always falling over or getting a pie in the face, the fat man never stopped smiling for long.
‘Oh, you are. There’s always one. It’s part of the formula. Sporty girl. Sparkly girl. Nancy boy. Pretty boy. Fat clown. Been that way since the channel started. I’ve seen them come and go. But they’re always the same. Though I’ve been the only clown, of course.’
Tigh waited still for some giveaway of emotion on the clown’s face. His eyes were slightly bulbous, somewhat dead. The jowls that hung from the corners of a broad grin on the screen sunk down into limp folds. He looked old. On telly he didn’t look old at all.
Tigh couldn’t think of anything else to say. He shuffled awkwardly.
‘What’s your name?’ said the clown, breaking the silence.
‘Tigh,’ he said.
‘Why is your name Tie
? That’s a stupid name.’
‘It’s spelt T-I-G-H.’ Tigh rolled his eyes. ‘My mum was a fan of some science fiction programme when she was growing up. Not Star Trek, another one. Anyway, one of the characters was called Captain Tigh or something, so that’s what she called me. So I guess it’s not such a surprise I ended up in television.’
‘Better hope you stay in it. Your name would be ridiculous in any other profession.’
‘I… guess so. I know who you are.’
‘Yes,’ said the clown. ‘Everyone does. Anyway, you’d better go in. You’re getting wet out here and you’re dressed for a school sports day.’
‘Yeah,’ said Tigh. His tracksuit top was damp, and his hair was starting to flatten. He could taste gel running down his face and onto his lip. It hadn’t been raining when he’d left for the train and now he felt stupid for not checking. He also felt stupid for standing in the rain now. But then it wasn’t every day you got to talk to Toby Pegg. Except now he would, many days, he thought. They were going to work together.
Tigh opened the glass door. Toby didn’t move.
‘You coming or-’
Toby shook his head. ‘I’ll be in later. They can start without me. Can’t stand those meetings. Having to pretend to like those fuckers. Not that I bother.’
‘Oh, ok. I’ll see you in there, then.’
Tigh climbed the steps, went to the reception desk and gave his name to a young woman who, after a quick glance, Tigh thought he might want to sleep with. In return he was given a pass to be worn around the neck and a set of directions to a numbered room. A security guard nodded him along the way, and after one wrong turn and a retracing of his footsteps, plus a visit to a bathroom to fix his hair and get the damp off his clothes the best he could with the hand dryer, he came to a door. He pushed it softly, and stepped inside. There was a round of applause. People were standing. Someone shouted his name.
He recognised Angela, the Station Controller, and the producer, Martin. They had interviewed him, several months ago, after he had impressed at the audition. ‘The camera loves you,’ Angela had said. There were others he recognised too, he thought, from the telly. But nearly everyone in the room looked young, fit and happy - in bright colours, like kids’ TV presenters - so it was difficult to be sure who was someone he might have seen, and who wasn’t.
Martin shook his hand. Angela leaned in for a double-kiss on the cheek.
‘Glad to have you,’