Winnie The Pooh Hates Honey: A Fantasy Short Story

By Connor Whiteley

Funny. Exciting. Amazing Fun.

When Winnie The Pooh enters the public domain, he explores the meaning of freedom.

A wild, vivid, imaginative retelling of everyone's childhood favourite Pooh Bear. But not recommended for young children at all.

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• Language: English
• Publisher: CGD Publishing
• Release date: Jan 26, 2024
• ISBN: 9798223441748

Connor Whiteley

Hello, I'm Connor Whiteley, I am an 18-year-old who loves to write creatively, and I wrote my Brownsea trilogy when I was 14 years old after I went to Brownsea Island on a scout camp. At the camp, I started to think about how all the broken tiles and pottery got there and somehow a trilogy got created.Moreover, I love writing fantasy and sci-fi novels because you’re only limited by your imagination.In addition, I'm was an Explorer Scout and I love camping, sailing and other outdoor activities as well as cooking.Furthermore, I do quite a bit of charity work as well. For example: in early 2018 I was a part of a youth panel which was involved in creating a report with research to try and get government funding for organised youth groups and through this panel. I was invited to Prince Charles’ 70th birthday party and how some of us got in the royal photograph.Finally, I am going to university and I hope to get my doctorate in clinical psychology in a few years.

Book preview

WINNIE THE POOH HATES HONEY

Thank the massive Pooh Bear in the sky for Law!

Now lots of you might not know why I (Winnie The Pooh) am so happy about the law, but finally I am free to do what I want again. Or at least, that’s what I’ve been told.

Because apparently I’m in this thing called the public domain, and at first I thought that was a nudist beach because I’m not wearing any clothes. But in reality or what classes as reality here in the Hundred Acre Wood, it means I can do what I want again like my good buddie A. A. Milne wanted.

So as I lean against the wonderful rough bark of the tree which my house is inside (and no I have no idea what tree it is), I’m trying to imagine what I want to do with my newfound freedom because as I said earlier I can do anything I wanted.

I can dance, sing or eat honey!

With the wind that was wonderfully hinted with warming spices,