Doggerel & Even More Tails: Book Three
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
Boys and Girls,
It's time for Doggerel: Book Three.
"EGYPTIAN TREASURE HAS BEEN STOLEN!!"
I wonder what it could be...
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Doggerel & Even More Tails - Andrew Varndell
Copyright © 2023 by Andrew Varndell
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or used in any manner without written permission of the copyright owner except for the use of quotations in a book review.
Story illustrations by Mylie Nicholson
First paperback edition 2023
978-1-80541-132-1 (paperback)
978-1-80541-133-8 (ebook)
Dedicated to Jane, Paul and Mark
Part One
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Boys and Girls,
It’s time for Doggerel, Book Three.
EGYPTIAN TREASURE HAS BEEN STOLEN!!
I wonder what it could be…
*********
Our story is set in the desert sands
Of Egypt (most ancient and awesome of lands) –
A wonderful country of camels and Kings,
Of Scorpions, Beetles…and more bitey things!
Just outside Cairo, there is a Metropolis -
A city the citizens call Heliopolis;
Down there, in the dust and the bustle and heat,
Mister Doggerel Barker is crossing the street.
The Museum of Cairo is his destination,
(He’s striding there quickly, without hesitation);
When he gets there, he’s sure to be searching for clues
Which will help solve the case that has been in the news:
(Last week, at The Museum, there was a break-in!
The Mask of King Tutankhamun
has been taken!)
Oh, look! Doggerel’s reached The Museum front door!
After the paws we’ll be back with much more!
Paw prints with solid fillPart Two
On the door, Doggerel saw, was a very strange thing:
A shiny blue flute hanging there