Teachers: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes
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Celebrate America’s teachers with this delightful compendium of wit and wisdom on the subject of education.
With more than 150 jokes, quotes, and anecdotes, this little volume honors the vital role teachers play in our lives. Entries from great minds across the ages—ranging from Aristotle to Mark Twain and beyond—remind us that educators not only help shape who we are, but society as a whole. After all, as Rudyard Kipling once said, “he who can reach a child’s heart can reach the world’s heart.”
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Teachers - Andrews McMeel Publishing
He who can reach a child’s heart can reach the world’s heart.
Rudyard Kipling
I am indebted to my father for living, but to my teacher for living well.
Alexander the Great
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court,
he smiled with delight. Now sit down at the table and write ‘I will not pass through a red light’ five hundred times.
It was my teacher’s genius, her quick sympathy, her loving tact, which made the first years of my education so beautiful.
Helen Keller
Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened.
Buddha
I’m a retired schoolteacher. . . . My favorite classroom story concerns a young third-grade girl who came to school one morning all excited. She explained that things were really different at their house now because her grandfather had come to live with them. Then, she said, "And he’s sterile,