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    The Scourge of Vinyl Car Seats
    The Scourge of Vinyl Car Seats
    The Scourge of Vinyl Car Seats
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    The Scourge of Vinyl Car Seats

    By John McPherson

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    No one walks away from a Close to Home cartoon unscathed. John McPherson's lumpy characters and bizarre situations are tailor-made for gut-splitting laughs. And then there are the cartoons that leave readers shaking their heads, sputtering, "Oh my gosh" as a guilty smile passes across their faces. The Scourge of Vinyl Car Seats delivers what fans expect from McPherson: jokes about everything from parenting to dating to car repairs. McPherson takes his readers on a journey that's very Close to Home.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherOpen Road Integrated Media
    Release dateNov 6, 2012
    ISBN9780740786150
    The Scourge of Vinyl Car Seats

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