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    Stink Outside the Box: Life Advice from Kitty
    Stink Outside the Box: Life Advice from Kitty
    Stink Outside the Box: Life Advice from Kitty
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    Stink Outside the Box: Life Advice from Kitty

    By Jeremy Greenberg

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    Adorable cat gurus share their priceless advice for enjoying a stress-free life—from the stand-up comedian and author of Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed.

    Finally, life advice from our favorite feline friends who always seem to land on their feet. Stink Outside the Box features sweet, funny photos of kitty experts along with hilarious and thoughtful tidbits of timeless advice for both cats and humans alike. To move on with our nine lives, we must forgive our siblings for what they did to us as kittens, learn not to get haired out when we see how much fur we’ve gained in the winter, and accept that while we can’t control our environment, we can control where we barf in it. Cats have warmed our hearts since the beginning of time; now we finally get to learn how they keep it all in purrspective.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherOpen Road Integrated Media
    Release dateSep 2, 2014
    ISBN9781449462635
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    • 2/5
      I'm definitely partial: one of my photographs is included in this book.

      Having said this, it's imperative to know that this isn't my cup of tea, really. The humor is not funny. It's just targeting an open goal, and I don't think a lot of the pictures are interesting, either.

      Having said that, I dish out 2/5 to this book, simply because I think it'll appeal to people. Not to me, but still. I've promised the person who wrote the text in this book that I'd review it, so here it is.

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