Blunderland Reimagined: Alice's Unique Perspective: Classics Reimagined: A Comedic Twist, #5

By Said Al Azri

"Blunderland Reimagined: Alice's Unique Perspective" is a captivating novella that takes readers on a whimsical journey through a familiar world seen through an entirely new lens.

This reimagined narrative retains the essence of Lewis Carroll's classic "Alice in Wonderland" while infusing it with fresh, comedic twists and insightful reflections.

Through Alice's eyes, we explore the absurdities and paradoxes of Blunderland, a place where logic is turned on its head, and the impossible becomes the norm.

In this version, Alice is not the traditional curious girl, but a more pragmatic and logical character, often finding herself at odds with the nonsensical rules and whimsical characters of Blunderland.

Her unique perspective brings new life to classic encounters, from the Mad Tea Party to the Queen of Hearts' bizarre court.

This blend of original Carrollian characters with modern wit and humor makes for a delightful reading experience, both for those familiar with the original and newcomers alike.

 

Why is this novella?

• To offer a fresh take on a classic tale.
• To explore the themes of logic and absurdity.
• To provide a unique blend of humor and whimsy.

 

What is in this novella? (Or What I "as a reader" will get from this novella.)

• A unique and humorous reimagining of "Alice in Wonderland."
• Engaging storytelling with a modern twist.
• Insightful commentary on logic and creativity.
• A blend of familiar characters in new, unexpected roles.

 

For whom is this novella?

• Fans of Lewis Carroll's original work.
• Readers who enjoy parodies and comedic literature.
• Anyone looking for a light, entertaining read with depth.
• Readers of all ages seeking a fresh perspective on a classic story.

 

What is special about this novella?

• Unique perspective of Alice as a logical, contemporary character.
• Creative reinterpretation of classic Wonderland scenes.
• Balances humor with insightful reflections on absurdity.
• Appeals to both young readers and adults.

 

Why should I acquire this novella?

• It's a delightful, fresh take on a beloved classic.
• Offers both entertainment and thoughtful commentary.
• Perfect for a light, enjoyable read with substance.
• Appeals to a wide range of readers, from young adults to literature enthusiasts.

 

• Language: English
• Publisher: Said Al Azri
• Release date: Feb 7, 2024
• ISBN: 9798224243488

Book preview

Main Characters and Venues

Main Characters:

Alice:

A smart, no-nonsense girl with a penchant for logic and order. In this modern version, she's a tech-savvy, curious teenager, often seen with her trusty smartphone, using it to fact-check the absurdities of Wonderland. Her practical, often deadpan reactions to the madness around her provide a consistent source of humor.

The White Rabbit:

Reimagined as a frantic, time-obsessed corporate executive, always checking his smartwatch and mumbling about deadlines. His burrow leads to a corporate elevator plunging Alice into Wonderland.

The Mad Hatter:

A flamboyant fashion blogger with an eccentric taste in clothing, hosting bizarre, live-streamed tea parties. His dialogue is a mix of outdated slang and trendy buzzwords, reflecting a comical disconnect with reality.

The Cheshire Cat:

A digital, holographic cat with a mischievous AI, offering cryptic advice and disappearing leaving only a pixelated smile. He comments on Alice’s predicament with dry wit and an understanding of modern technology.

The Queen of Hearts:

A celebrity chef with a fiery temper, ruling over a kitchen-themed kingdom. Her catchphrase, Off with their bread! refers to her habit of firing her cooking show assistants.

Main Venues:

Wonderland Corporate Tower:

The rabbit hole leads to a surreal corporate building with each floor representing a different aspect of Wonderland.

Mad Hatter’s Fashion Studio:

A chaotic, color-splashed studio where the tea party is a quirky fashion show.

Queen’s Culinary Kingdom:

A vast kitchen with oversized utensils and cookware, where food preparation is a matter of state importance.

Act 1: The Descent into Wonder

Scene 1: Alice's Ordinary World

In the heart of a bustling, modern city lived a girl named Alice Kingsleigh – a 16-year-old with an extraordinary mind housed in the most ordinary of circumstances. My world, as I called it, was a blend of the mundane and the digital, a place where high school drama met the unending quest for knowledge.

On this particular day, my sanctuary, also known as my bedroom, was a controlled chaos of textbooks, gadgets, and half-written code on my laptop. Posters of famous scientists and sci-fi movies adorned the walls, a testament to my love for logic and the fantastic. There, amidst the clutter of my teenage life, I sat, cross-legged, typing away at an essay about quantum entanglement – a concept that I found more straightforward than high school social hierarchies.

My parents often joked that I came out of the womb analyzing the world around me. While other kids played make-believe, I was building computers and setting up my own little lab in the corner of our garage. It's not that I didn't appreciate a good story – I did, but in my world, stories were based on facts, on the real, on the explainable.

As the evening sun cast a golden hue through my window, I glanced at the time on my phone. Time seemed to slip away in this little world of mine, always caught between the pages of a book or the circuits of a motherboard. My phone wasn’t just a device; it was my gateway to the vast expanse of human knowledge, and, admittedly, to the occasional cat video.

Dinah, my actual cat, a fluffy calico, was lounging lazily on my bed, watching me with mild interest. She was my confidante, the one I’d turn to when the algorithms got too complex or when the characters in my favorite shows made illogical decisions. What do you think, Dinah? Should I add a bit about non-locality here? I mused, half-expecting her to answer.

The walls of my room echoed with the soft hum of my music playlist – a mix of classical music and indie bands. It was the soundtrack of my life, a rhythm to study, to dream, to think by. Each note was a reminder of the beauty of order and predictability.

In the kitchen downstairs, the familiar sound of my parents’ voices drifted up. Dad was probably attempting to cook something adventurous while Mom gently guided him away from culinary disaster. Their laughter was a melody that underscored my evenings, a reminder of the warmth and stability of my ordinary world.

Outside, the city was alive with the neon buzz of technology and the hustle of people. But inside my room, it was just me and my thoughts, a haven for a girl who found wonder in the workings of the universe.

The clock ticked on, a relentless reminder of the passage of time, and of the ordinary world I inhabited. My phone buzzed with a message from Lily, my best friend since forever. Are you coming to the movies tonight? it read. Lily was my link to the 'normal' teenage world, a world I sometimes found as perplexing as quantum physics.

I typed a quick reply, promising to meet her later, and turned back to my essay. Words flowed from my fingers, a stream of thoughts about particles and possibilities. It was in these moments, in the quiet of my room, that I felt most myself, most at home.

Yet, in the back of my mind, there was always a whisper, a curiosity about the world beyond my window, beyond the equations and the codes. What was it like out there, where unpredictability ruled and logic wasn’t always king?

Little did I know, as I sat there in my ordinary world, that I was on the cusp of finding out. For just beyond the familiar streets of my neighborhood, an adventure was waiting – one that would turn my world of logic and predictability upside down. But for now, I was just Alice – a girl who loved science, her cat, and the comforting embrace of the ordinary.

Scene 2: Down the Rabbit Hole

The evening air was crisp as I stepped out, leaving the familiar confines of my room behind. The city lights flickered like distant stars, guiding my path as I walked towards the movie theater to meet Lily. It was a route I knew by heart, a path tread countless times, but tonight, it felt different. Maybe it was the way the shadows danced along the buildings or how the breeze whispered secrets. I couldn't quite put my finger on it, but something in the air hinted at change.

As I turned down Maple Street, a peculiar sight caught my eye. It was Mr. White, our neighbor, known for his immaculate suits and punctual habits. But now, he was a picture of disarray, his suit crumpled, and his eyes wide with an uncharacteristic panic. He was muttering to himself, glancing frantically at his smartwatch. My curiosity, always a sleeping giant, stirred awake. This was not the Mr. White I knew.

I quickened my pace, my sneakers barely making a sound on the pavement. He seemed oblivious to my presence, lost in his own world of urgency. It was then that I noticed the object of his distress – a shimmering, holographic rabbit, darting ahead of him. It was bizarre, to say the least. Since when did Mr. White chase after digital fauna?

The rabbit led him to an old building at the end of the street, its facade a stark contrast to the modern skyscrapers surrounding it. It was here that things took an even stranger turn. Mr. White, with a final glance at his watch, plunged into what appeared to be a dilapidated elevator shaft. My heart raced. This was not just peculiar; it was alarming.

For a moment, I hesitated. My logical mind screamed, This is madness, Alice! Turn back! But another part of me, a part I hardly knew existed, whispered, What if? What if there's more to this? It was that whisper I chose to listen to.

Approaching the shaft, I peered into its depths. It was dark, seemingly bottomless, and utterly intimidating. Yet, the pull of the unknown was too strong. I took a deep breath, and before I could second-guess myself, I stepped in.

The fall was nothing like I expected. It wasn't a plummet into darkness, but a descent through layers of light and sound, an ethereal tunnel that defied all laws of physics. I was falling, yet it felt like floating, drifting through a spectrum of colors that painted the very essence