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    The World's Best Jokes for Kids, Volume 1: Every Single One Illustrated
    The World's Best Jokes for Kids, Volume 1: Every Single One Illustrated
    The World's Best Jokes for Kids, Volume 1: Every Single One Illustrated
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    The World's Best Jokes for Kids, Volume 1: Every Single One Illustrated

    By Lisa Swerling and Ralph Lazar

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    This illustrated book by the New York Times–bestselling creators of the Happiness Is . . . project will leave your family in stitches. The World’s Best Jokes for Kids Volume 1 is filled with hundreds of corny, brilliant, and silly jokes—each paired with a small drawing that’s a sweet comic gem in itself. It’s the perfect book for road trips, rainy days, or those special moments when kids and parents can laugh together. 
     
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherOpen Road Integrated Media
    Release dateFeb 5, 2019
    ISBN9781524852139
    The World's Best Jokes for Kids, Volume 1: Every Single One Illustrated
    Author

    Lisa Swerling

    Lisa Swerling and Ralph Lazar are famed illustrators, the authors of the New York Times bestseller Me Without You, and the creators of the internationally beloved Happiness Is . . . brand. They live in Marin County, California.

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      Book preview

      The World's Best Jokes for Kids, Volume 1 - Lisa Swerling

      This book is for

      Gabriel + Jamie

      Siena + Dash

      and all the other

      joke-tellers out there,

      young and old.

      What is heavy and wears glass slippers?

      Cinderelephant.

      What did the headteacher say to the misbehaving egg?

      You’re egg-spelled!

      Which is the most magical dog?

      A labracadabrador.

      What do you call a bear with no ears?

      B.

      You can tune a guitar.

      But you can’t tuna fish.

      What do you call a bee that comes from America?

      Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

      Because she’ll let it go.

      What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

      An irrelephant.

      What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

      Bison.

      What do you call an ant that won’t go away?

      Permanant.

      Why was the king only 12 inches tall?

      Because he was a ruler.

      How do you describe a person with no body and just a nose?

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