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    The Pocketbook of Knock Knock Jokes
    The Pocketbook of Knock Knock Jokes
    The Pocketbook of Knock Knock Jokes
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    The Pocketbook of Knock Knock Jokes

    By Writing Rabbit

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    A silly collection of clean knock knock jokes that the whole family can enjoy.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherWriting Rabbit
    Release dateJun 1, 2024
    ISBN9798224252299
    The Pocketbook of Knock Knock Jokes
    Author

    Writing Rabbit

    Writing Rabbit is a person who discovered their love of writing through their primary love of reading. Books such as Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and the like, heavily inspired them. Writing Rabbit had two previous publications; a poem published in American Poetry for Children, and a short story in a local college magazine.

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      The Pocketbook of Knock Knock Jokes - Writing Rabbit

      Classic Knock Knock Jokes

      Jokes that your inner child already knew.

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      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Banana.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Banana.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Banana.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Orange.

      Orange who?

      Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘Banana?’

      ––––––––

      Knock knock.

      Who’s there?

      Boo!!

      Boo who?

      Don’t cry mate, it’s only a joke

      ––––––––

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      A little old lady.

      A little old lady who?

      Hey, you can yodel!

      ––––––––

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Cow says.

      Cow says who?

      No, a cow says mooooo!

      ––––––––

      Knock! Knock!

      Who's there?

      No one.

      No one who?

      Remains silent.

      ––––––––

      Knock! Knock!

      Who’s there?

      Mustache.

      Mustache who?

      I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.

      ––––––––

      Knock, knock!

      Who’s there?

      Spell.

      Spell who?

      Sure, W-H-O.

      ––––––––

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Tank.

      Tank who?

      You’re welcome.

      ––––––––

      Knock! Knock!

      Who’s there?

      To.

      To who?

      To

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