The Pocketbook of "Pun"ishments

By Writing Rabbit

Welcome to the fifth book of the pocketbook joke series! Each book contains different jokes from each previous version with no duplication. This pocketbook is a great addition for anyone who wants to share family-friend puns. The fifth book specializes in puns that rival the greatest dad jokes. This book of puns worthy of 'pun'ishing anyone with a few eye-rolls, a few groans, and of course, some laughter along the way.
 

• Language: English
• Publisher: Writing Rabbit
• Release date: Jul 1, 2024
• ISBN: 9798223612773

Writing Rabbit

Writing Rabbit is a person who discovered their love of writing through their primary love of reading. Books such as Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and the like, heavily inspired them. Writing Rabbit had two previous publications; a poem published in American Poetry for Children, and a short story in a local college magazine.

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Common Puns

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did the buffalo say to his son who was leaving for college? Bison.

Why was six nervous? Because seven eight nine.

Where did the king keep his armies? In his sleevies.

Somebody just broke into my apartment and stole every lamp, flashlight, and lightbulb. I’m so delighted.

I keep trying to start exercising, but it just isn’t working out.

Did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium got together? OMg!

Did you hear about the over-booked introverts camping trip? A lot of people left because it was two in tents.

My friend David just had his ID stolen. We just call him Dav now.

Don’t ever believe an atom, they make up everything.

I went to a zoo the other day, but there was only one dog there. It was a Shitzu.

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.

A Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three. He wrapped his cape around himself and counted. Uno... Dos... and then disappeared without a Tres.

Can February March? No, but April May.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can’t tuna fish.

What did the little tree say to the big tree? Leaf me alone.

Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

I live in Spain but the S is silent.

They say New York City has the best New Year's celebration, but I say it's overrated. Every year they drop the ball.

If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up, said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose