Conan the Comic Killer

By Matthew Dahl

After blackmailing a god, a certain comedian is making a name for himself in the world of Detective Conan. Blackwing Diffon "Nah, I like you" Ai Haibara "Yeah" Blackwing Diffon "Marry me." Ai Haibara "Yes. Be good to me." Conan "Hey! Don't show your love there! You're an officer.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Matthew Dahl
• Release date: Feb 28, 2024
• ISBN: 9798869380753

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Copyright ©2024 By Matthew Dahl,

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No parts of this book may be copied, distributed, or published in any form without permission from the publisher.

This is a work of fiction in which all events and characters in this book are completely imaginary. Any resemblance to actual people is entirely coincidental.

Ebook ISBN: 979-8-8693-8075-3

Cover designed by Matthew Dahl

Edited by Matthew Dahl

###Chapter 1: Rebirth in the World of Detective Conan###

Di Feng is a geek or a comedian, favorite eating Haagen-Dazs and watching anime is Detective Conan. And as usual, Diffon holding the value of more than four thousand computers to eat Haagen-Dazs, watching Detective Conan, suddenly the computer screen popped up a line of words you want to Detective Conan's world, the following there are two options yes no, What is this? No, What is this? What is this? Infinite horror options?" Diffeng muttered to himself, moved the mouse and chose yes. This is the computer screen turned black a powerful suction came out Di Feng was sucked in.

Difeng felt him float for a long time to a white space with an old man standing in front of him.

The old man said Hello young man, I am the god of travel who is in charge of travel, I can transport you to the world of Detective Conan and grant you nine wishes.

Is it really okay? Difeng asked

That's right, replied the old man, not the god of travel.

Hmm~ Then I want a system that can train me to be an assassin, and a system where I can check what time period the world of Detective Conan belongs to, such as daily life, the first episode, or what theater version it is

No problem. You have eight more wishes.

I'm also going to have a black feathered space necklace.

Yes, you have seven more wishes.

A lot of money.

Will put the money in the space necklace when the time comes, and you have six more wishes.

I want to be fluent in many languages and studies.

Yes, you have five more wishes.

I want to be on my own.

Okay, you have four more wishes.

I want a pair of black feathered wings for flight and defense.

I can give you a black wing that not only can fly but won't even explode nine hundred and ninety-nine tons. I can give you a black wing that can not only fly, but can even explode with 999 tons, and you have three more wishes.

I want a house.

Give you a villa with an underground research lab that can evolve, and you have two more wishes.

I want something I can talk to you on.

Yes, just use the necklace, you have one last wish.

I want a technique to practice.

No problem, I'll put the Chaos Decree in your space necklace, and finally good luck young man. The God of Traveling finished with a wave of his hand and a golden light descended down

Thank you, Difeng said before being sucked in by a golden light

Hmm, unrecognizable ceiling, so dizzy, am I in the world of Detective Conan already? Difeng said as he opened his eyes. Getting out of bed Difeng looked around feeling pretty good, suddenly Difeng saw himself in the mirror, What's going on here! A loud boy voice pierced through the clouds. After a long time Di Feng looked at his seven-year-old self in the mirror full of black lines.

At that moment, Diffon felt the black wing necklace on his chest vibrate.

The voice of the God of Traveling rings in the ear Young man, sorry for the process of teleportation in addition to some problems, now Detective Conan about 129 episodes ago. I have already memorized the use of the system into your memory, and the cultivation method of the Chaos Decree has also been memorized into your memory. Now your information is: black wing Di Feng, 7 years old, Di Dan elementary school first grade class b, now the school is on vacation to start the school when the time comes to go directly on the line.

Difeng replied Got it. By the way what am I going to call you from now on?

Just grab the necklace and mime my name in your heart, my name is 'No Solution', just call me No Old Man. Once you connect, you can talk to me in your mind. Wu Lao said.

Then the necklace calmed down. Back in his mind Diffeng silently recited the system in his mind and a black screen appeared in front of his eyes. Ding, Killer System activated, binding with user Blackwing Diffeng in progress, ding binding complete, welcome Blackwing Diffeng to use Killer System. Hmm, let's see, wow there are so many functions! Store, map, character, status, quest, backpack..., oh and you can hide try it. Diffeng browsed through the system excitedly said hide, only to see the system screen slowly faded and finally narrowed to the upper left corner, the side shows a line: Saturday morning 7:00 state daily life Wow, so convenient ah! Try practicing the Chaos Decree again. Diffeng said and sat on the bed with his legs crossed and began to cultivate the Chaos Decree.

Di Feng maneuvered the heaven and earth Yuan Qi inhaled into his body and walked around and around until 8:00 PM before stopping. Well, not bad Chaos Decree is really powerful, just practicing for one day let me reach the second level of Qi Refining, my whole body is full of strength, and practicing Chaos Decree can also replace sleeping if there are injuries can also speed up the recovery of injuries, it's really good. Di Feng, who had stopped practicing, felt himself and said.

After the cultivation Di Feng went out to buy some food and living goods, familiarized with the surrounding as well as found the Kudo new family Tokyo Metropolitan Yonhwa-cho 2 Street 21, Dr. Agasa's home is also Ashihara Ai's home Tokyo Metropolitan Yonhwa-cho 2 Street 22, and the Mouri Detective Agency Edogawa Conan and the Mouri family live in the same place, and was surprised to find that he lived in the Tokyo Metropolitan Yonhwa-cho 2 Street 20.

After Diffeng returned home and put his things away the system appeared with a prompt, Ding! User Blackwing Di Feng can conduct a weekly lottery whether to start the lottery. Yes Di Feng read, the system screen from the upper left corner jumped out, a carousel showed up above nine grids a question mark start Di Feng read. The carousel turned up, turned will slowly stop the pointer pointed at the question mark, ding! Congratulations to the user black wing Diffeng to obtain the mysterious triple award, ding! Congratulations to user Blackwing Diffeng for obtaining an increase in cultivation, instinctive level Sword and Blade Basic Art, and an increase in charisma, ding! Congratulations to the user Blackwing Diffeng for reaching the 9th level of qi cultivation. Wow! Luck is on my side, my cultivation has reached the 9th level of Qi Practicing, I know the Sword and Blade Basic Technique which is still instinctive level, and I've also increased my Charisma!" Diffeng said with two stars in his eyes after hearing the prompt.

At this time, the system popped up another prompt, Ding! User Blackwing Di Feng has unlocked the 'Quest System'. The system then automatically switched to the mission interface, which listed various missions.

Well, let's see, oh! That's a good quest! 'The Slayer's Trials', a continuity quest. Accept the quest 'The Slayer's Trials'.

Ding! User Blackwing Di Feng accepts the quest 'Trial of the Slayer' and gains the achievement 'First Quest'

Mission: Trial of a Killer

Requirement: Kill the target 'Honkami Black Flare' with the 'High Accuracy Auto*' gifted by the system

Location: Abandoned factory in the countryside

Reward: 'Instinctive Cold Weapon Proficiency', 'Instinctive Hot Weapon Proficiency'

The police will come after completing the mission, users please be careful not to get caught.

Uh, why does it feel like I'm like I'm dying?

Forget about taking a cab~.

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Diffon arrived at the abandoned factory.

That what's-his-name 'Honkami Black Flare' is coming in a minute, I need to hurry to the high ground and get ready, the quest rewards are 'Honkami Cold Weapon Proficiency' and 'Honkami Hot Weapon Proficiency'. After saying that Di Feng ran towards the rooftop. When Di Feng set up* a black sedan slowly drove into the factory, Di Feng aimed the crosshair at the passenger door. When Kuroyoshi Honjue got out of the car Dee Wind fired three shots, two of which hit the two bodyguards who were on the sidelines and only one of which hit Kuroyoshi Honjue in the center of the eyebrow. After that* it disappeared, Di Feng will Chaos true qi will run the whole body submerged into the ground towards the direction of home to move quickly past.

The system's beep sounded when Dee Feng arrived home

Ding! User Blackwing Di Feng completed the quest 'The Killer's Trial' to receive the rewards 'Instinctive Level Cold Weapon Proficiency', 'Instinctive Level Hot Weapon Proficiency'

Then Dee Wind felt a lot more usage of cold and hot weapons in his memory. Oh, so *shooting* has to be adjusted for humidity, wind direction, and wind force.

Ding! User Blackwing Di Feng inspired the quest 'The Gathering of Killing Aura' Is it accepted?

'The Coalescence of Killing Aura' what is that? Accept the quest 'The Coalescence of Killing Aura'.

Mission: The Gathering of the Killing Aura

Location: Trial Space

Requirement: Kill everyone and control the killing energy

Reward: one dagger, one M16, Colt Python revolver mask 'none'

Countdown begins in three, two, one, zero, enter the trial space.

---------- --One hour later ------- ------

Dee Wind came out of the trial space Ding! User Blackwing Dee Wind completed the quest 'The Gathering of Killing Aura', gaining Killing Aura, a dagger, an M16, and Colt Python Revolver Mask 'None'

Weapons are there, there's self-protection There's also one that's an immortal level mask absolutely hiding the breath. Huh! The day after tomorrow is the one hundred and twenty-eighth episode of 'Black . Clothes . Organization . Weave . The. Ten. Billion dollars. Dollars. The.. Robbery. Robbery. The incident. Incident', Ashigara's sister 'Miyano Akemi' seems to have died in that episode hehe. I'm going to go and take a look at the difference, and meet Conan in the meantime. After saying that, Difeng fell back to sleep.

The next day. Difeng was woken up by the space necklace around his neck

Young man ah~ light man ah~ man ah~ ah~

Uh, Elderless, what is it that your old man is looking for me for?

Elderless I was in a good mood today and upgraded your Slayer system.

What's changed?

Go and explore! O young man~ O light man~ O man~ O man~

Then the space necklace sank in.

Dee Wind ......

Whatever, let's go buy a computer and a TV said Difeng and changed his clothes and went out.

Electrical store game console counter.

Sister, what is this? Diffon is being cute.

Little brother this is PSP.

After hearing these words, Difeng was shocked, PSP? This thing is surprisingly available in the Detective Conan world! But even the AI has it, it's not surprising that there's a PSP.

Sister I want a PSP.

Do you want me to get someone to load a little game for you now, little brother?

Yeah! Thank you sister! Difeng continued to be cute

Ding! Blackwing Diffon you have earned the achievement 'Selling Saiko' for the reward 'Instinctive Level Hacking Skills'. Junior! You can take the test to sell cute for a living!

Dee Feng After the upgrade, it seems that the system is much different. Well, what the heck, let's go back and train until tomorrow morning.

Don't worry master, Lori I'll call you yo!

Who! Difeng drew the dagger pinned to his back waist when he heard the voice and drank.

I'm 'Slayer System' la named Lori.

Ugh! Alas! Ugh!!! You're the 'Slayer System'! Difeng exclaimed in amazement.

Well, well, don't be surprised, isn't the master still is again tomorrow, go back now. I'm going to bed too. Then there was no sound.

Lori? Lori! Well, it's really bedtime, so I'll go back to rest too. I have a big day tomorrow! Difeng headed for home.

### Chapter 2 - Killer 'Nothings' ### One ###

The next morning, Diffon was woken up by Lori (that's the Slayer System).

Idiot, master is up!

Hmm? It's morning? Difeng sat up from his bed

Kori I can now display the attributes of the idiot owner oh!

Difeng yawned Oh, show it then.

Name：Black Wing Diffon

rookie killer

Items: one dagger (normal), one M16 (special, unlimited ammo), Colt Python revolver (special, unlimited ammo) Mask 'None' (Immortal, absolutely hides breath. Full face mask, only the eyes are gray and the rest are silver)

Skills: instinctive basic sword art, instinctive cold weapon proficiency, instinctive hot weapon proficiency

ninth level of qi training

Not bad, go get the Haagen-Dazs.

After buying enough Haagen-Dazs to last him a month at the supermarket, Difeng started looking for the bank where the case took place.

O master, the system is on a mission.

Oh! What mission?

Mission: I'm an assassin

Requirement: let Gin and the world of Detective Conan's assassin community know about your 'none' existence

Reward: Entry-level smithing

Penalty for failure: loss of a skill

Mission: Hello Conan

Requirement: Let Conan know you exist

Reward: Entry-level alchemy

Penalty for failure: loss of a skill

Both missions accepted. Difeng said after considering it.

Understood. By the way, the bank where the stupid master's case took place is here.

No sooner had Lori finished speaking than Difeng crashed into a man

Ah! Ping!

Difeng falls to the ground.

Are you okay, little brother?

Difeng looked up to see Mouri Kogoro lying on the ground, Conan standing off to the side, and Ran helping him up with a concerned look on her face.

Well, big sister I'm fine. Is the older man over there okay?

Uncle! I'm the famous detective Mouri Kogoro! Mouri Kogoro jumped up at that and yelled at Difeng.

Diffon Wooooo~ (Enigma Voice: Really Shameless Diffon: Wannabe Killer)

Daddy! Good little brother, don't cry, don't cry.

Ran picked up Difeng and comforted him.

Hee hee combat success! Dee Wind thought in his mind. Dee Wind stopped crying and said

Uncle is so scary. People just come to the bank to deposit money, and they actually run into such a scary uncle.

Ran Huh! Little brother came to deposit money alone, where's your mom and dad?

I don't know where mom and dad are. Diffon being cute.

Sister will take you to save money, okay? Xiao Lan immediately changed the topic after hearing Di Feng's answer.

Yes! Difeng replied happily.

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Ran walked over to Conan with Diffon in her arms.

Conan Ran-san, okay?

Well, Di is very smart oh.

Difeng's face was so smug that his tail was going up in the air.

Conan thought to himself, "I don't talk to children in general, I don't talk to children in general.

That's when Mouri Kogoro came out.

Conan asked How's it going, did the detective fee get deposited?

Yes, and a large sum of money has been wired in, so many remittances that the passbook is full! Mouri Kogoro said, shaking the passbook.

Conan said with a happy face, That's great! Then let's find a place to eat lunch before we go back.

Ran shook Diffon in her hand and said Dee come along too.

Uh-huh! Difeng nodded

Mouri Kogoro ......

Conan ......

By the way, I'll have to get a new passbook again before I can do that. Said Mouri Kogoro as he headed for the counter.

Mouri Kogoro discovered Hirota Masamichi.

Miss, I need to trouble you. Is it possible for you to help me get another new copy of this passbook?

Hirota Masami was startled for a moment and said

I'm really sorry about this sir, please go ahead and get that one numbered card over there he said and pointed to the side.

Mouri Kogoro ran to get the number plate. At that moment, Conan said Yami-san, what's wrong with you? You've looked at your watch several times since just now.

Masami Hirota dealt with Conan, as soon as she took out a suspended service sign and put it on the table and left.

Difeng Naaaaah, Conan do you recognize that guy?

Ran Yeah, you know her, Conan?

Conan hmmmed Her name is Masami Hirota, she came to work at this bank a while ago. She's usually very kind to people.

At that moment Mouri Kogoro's wail came through It's gone, that lady is gone.

Ran blushed at the sight.

Sister Ran, it looks to me like it's going to take a long time, so I'll just go out first.

Difeng jumped down from Ran's arms and said I want to go too!

Ran said Okay, be careful with the car.

After exiting the bank Conan heard a gunshot and the sound of breaking glass and immediately ran over.

It occurred to Diffon that the plot had begun. It also ran over and looked at the road.

Huh! Someone's robbing . . robbing . . money trucks. There are two guys nah, one with a shotgun and one with a pistol. And two police officers on the ground.

After Difeng finished Mouri Kogoro and Ran walked over and Ran called out to Conan and Difeng.

Dionne called out, There's a robbery. Hijacking. Money trucks!

A car brushed past after that.

Conan saw that and said Ran-san you call the police. After saying that, he got on his skateboard and chased after him.

Conan, like the original, lost him.

Officer Megure and a kind of police officer came to the bank.

Takagi ran in while Inspector Megure was talking to Mouri Kogoro and said.

Detective Megure! A vehicle that was most likely used by the robbers to escape has been spotted.

Megure was surprised for a moment and said What! Where's the car?

When we get to the river, the dragonet (being possibly called Uncle Forensics) Officer Megure reports back

Inspector Megure, all the fingerprints have been completely wiped off. Only what appears to be the mugger's mask and gloves were found. Oh! You're here too, little brother, and a friend.

Mouri Kogoro yelled at Possible and Difeng Didn't I tell Ran to go home in your place first! And what's with this brat!

Difeng said with tears in his eyes It was Conan who dragged me here.

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Everyone support ah! Blackwing also has a novel about the end times for those interested!

### Chapter 3 - Killer 'Nothin'! Two ###

Blackwing rushed this chapter out.

Um, how does the tracking program for Lori's map work? Dee Wind said as he stared at the map.

Idiot master is trying to track down Hirota Masami, right, Xiao Li can help you oh!

Ha, track down Masami Hirota! Difeng opened a pack of Haagen-Dazs and took a bite.

Walking Diffon walked to Detective Mori's office, Diffon knocked on the door and called out Is Ran sister in?

Lan opened the door and said It's Difeng, come on in, what's up?

Difeng walked in and seated himself on the couch saying Sister Ran I'm going to school tomorrow at Didan Elementary School but I don't know my way around.

I'll walk you through it then. Ran thought for a moment Conan, dad I'll take Difeng to recognize the way.

Where does Dee Wind live?

I live at 20 Yonahachi 2 Street.

Ran took Difeng to many places. This is the way to Didan Elementary School, and this is the way to the supermarket ...... Is there any more roads that Difeng doesn't recognize?

No more, thank you Sister Ran. Di Feng waved his hand and said I'm going back, bye bye Sister Lan!

See you later Difeng, and be careful on your way.

Stupid master, Masami Hirota is starting to move.

Well, Lori do you have any tools handy for catching up?

Doesn't the stupid master's have black wings to fly?

Does anyone have wings?

Oh, that's true. Right now, the idiot master can only seat cabs, so when he gets reward points after completing the mission he can use them to buy 'rocket shoes' that use Chaotic True Qi as energy.

Ugh, take a taxi. After saying that Di Feng beckoned a cab and went away in a cloud of dust.

---------- --Sunset ------- -----

This is it! Difeng said as he looked at a dilapidated warehouse in front of him.

That's right stupid master, Lori can do no wrong!

Diffon walked into the warehouse.

Well, there's still a bit of time na, I'll eat a Haagen-Dazs before taking a nap. After saying that Di Feng found a clean place to sit down and