Bigfoot and Bunyip: Book One
By Ned D Evett
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Bigfoot and Bunyip is a fictional story written in the voice of Mark Twain from his lost journal. It describes an incredible tale of survival and friendship in the Australian Outback in 1893. The story heralds the coming of the 20th century from the perspective of Cryptid souls from a vanishing world.
Ned D Evett
Author Ned Evett was born in Nashville, TN. He co-founded SMI Media with Guitarist Joe Satriani in 2013.
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Bigfoot and Bunyip - Ned D Evett
BIGFOOT
and
Bunyip
By Ned Evett
© SMI 2024
Copyright © 2024 by Ned Evett
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods without the prior written permission of the publisher.
Printed in the United States of America
Illustrations by SMI Media
Special thanks: Rai Thistlewayte, Atlanta Hotel Bangkok, Stuart Tanner, Amine Kouider
In loving memory: Hope and Stuart Evett, George Paul Simitzes
CONTENTS
Cacophonies In The Night 8
The H.M.S. Erasmus 19
The Creature 22
I, Bigfoot 25
Yip Yip! 31
The Great Iron Hold Of The Erasmus 35
Lunch With A Whiskey-Tongued Yankee Devil 41
Lunch With The Preening Lord
Of Our Former Masters 46
The Call Of Yuan Tsu 50
Of Harpoons And Disraeli 57
I, Bunyip 62
In The Matter Of Ransom Pike Sullivan 69
Yuan Tsu Toodle-Loo 76
I, a wise and moderately ancient fool of Redding, Connecticut, and being of sound mind and not entirely bankrupt of heart, do hereby commit this secretive journal into the hands of whoever has chanced upon it in the fullness of time.
Bravo indeed! As you have now discovered, I chose the hollow base in my garden statue of Pan as the hiding spot for this modest volume. Perhaps it is scarcely worth a glance, save for one salient point: it contains the stark, unvarnished truth regarding my comrades Bigfoot, Bunyip, and an assortment of extraordinary beings who fall outside the narrow confines of our vaunted species.
We humans are all too smug in our dominion over the lesser brethren of this verdant world, so my thanks to you for finding and reading this nuntius occultis, although I must admit it may not be of the quality of my public (and much beloved) work, achieved during the hot blooded decades of my youth and long, fruitful days of middle age blessed by fame and financial independence. Also be aware dear reader that this is not the sole volume of these fantastic tales, and if by the end of reading you wish more, then more you must seek!
Weariness has, over time, taken its toll on me—the loss of children, cherished friends, my beloved wife, compounded by the assorted atrocities of these modern times, war, plague, ad infinitum. My sight dims, my ears sometimes catch sounds, more often they do not, and the once cherished taste of tobacco has turned as bitter and as desiccated as a spent leaf. The few pleasures that remain flicker in the distance like the last embers of a once roaring fire. And oh, what splendid blazes they were, mind you, dear reader.
Now, as you hold this secret yankee cipher, this voice echoing through who knows how many decades, allow me to recount tales of valor and intrigue. Let me narrate the grand brawls in Melbourne’s Arena, of characters named Disraeli, Churchill, and the eccentric Phosphorous Dan. Herein are tales of those who hunt and those hunted, of the struggle for freedom—a saga of the extraordinary, penned by yours truly, Samuel Clemons, aka Mark Twain.
CACOPHONIES IN THE NIGHT
In the summer of 1893 I was invited by the good citizens of Melbourne to hold forth in lecture at their new Opera house in New South Wales, Australia. The letter of invite arrived via courier from San Francisco, where I had famously nearly frozen to death ten summers previously. I was already composing my refusal of the invitation due the enormous distances involved, but had yet to see the suggested fee (plus expenses!) at the conclusion of their most sincere request. In other words, they set forth a figure that spoke louder and with greater eloquence than any phrase I could muster in declination.
Why such a lofty fee? The answer is as plain as gold! Australia