SALIENT TRAGEDIES of Mr. AKE: Mr. Ake's Monotone Marriage Satire
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Let's take a quick glance at Mr. Ake's monotone marriage. Perhaps, after reading this we all will appreciate our own non-changing predicament with a bit more enthusiasm...
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SALIENT TRAGEDIES of Mr. AKE - Ghenrietta Von BLOOME
SALIENT TRAGEDIES
Of
Mr. AKE
Ghenrietta Von Bloome
SALIENT TRAGEDIES of Mr. AKE
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2024
Bloome Publishing
978-1-329-90645-7
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978-1-329-90645-7.pngCONTENT
PRELUDE
Breakfast
Words in the Hallway
Snakes and Ladders
Lunch
Walk in the Garden
Perfume
Smoking Lounge
Stolen Watch
Uninvited Guest
Private Execution
Bedtime
Sleepless Night
Salient Tragedies
PRELUDE
Mr. Ake looked out of the window with a displeased expression on his face, which all his servants were very much accustomed to. The generous amount of mockery and criticism that went on in his home solely came from his most vivid imagination and an inherited trait his late father blessed him with, along with other generosities that were graciously deposited into his bank account. Singing the melodies of his skillfully invented sorrows to anyone who would listen, he kept a strict mental record of everyone’s flaws and imperfections; for he genuinely believed that his sense of fair judgment and character appraisal was the only one that should matter. For a very long time Mr. Ake believed and assured his own self that he was the only righteous man who ever walked this sad, in his opinion, world by making sure everyone did their virtuous deeds in a timely manner. Thus, in no way at all did he ever consider sharing his privileged existence with anyone but his own conceit, well hidden beneath his polished exterior until the day came when he met his other half. Mr. Ake was very much surprised, shocked and irritated all at the same time when his eyes were laid on a woman, who would have deserved his infinite critique if it wasn’t for a bottle of sherry and a temporary loss of his firm grounds, on which he couldn’t stand any longer considering the amount of sweet and expensive poison he had consumed and the amorous events that followed after. When he woke up the next morning, soon to be Mrs. Ake stared him right in his face clearly reminding him of the vows he had made the night before, which she intended to take quite seriously.
At that moment, Mr. Ake accepted his fate as dreadful as it presented itself and silently gave in to the unexpected wrath of his gloomy destiny. The wedding was performed and the lights went out, making him the most arrogant and egoistic man who ever lived.
‘Marriage is a lottery, where men stake everything on a cupidity that can never be satisfied…’
Oscar Wilde
ring.jpgBREAKFAST
A typical day in the house of Mr. Ake always started with breakfast. There was no exception. Three servants he had, who were recruited by the lack of common sense and his manipulative tactics of wicked persuasion ran around the house like the demented clowns with their arms above their heads usually praying for the event to be over. Mr. Ake would graciously come downstairs in his silk long robe to make sure everyone was aware of his not willing to surrender to the day’s frivolous activities- at least not yet.
He would then light the remainder of his polished wooden pipe, which was given to him by his late father, whom Mr. Ake gave his strong word not to share it with anyone and later on pass it along to his children, that was if he was meant to have any in the first place. Considering Mr. Ake’s oblivious disposition to life in general, it was very much doubtful that any soul out there would agree to be part of his earthly existence, but stranger things had happened. Thus, attempting in advance to ruin everyone’s day including his own, at least give it his best try anyway, Mr. Ake would sit at a table waiting for everyone to gather and begin the somewhat traditional day in the realm of his household. A few minutes later, Mrs. Ake and her mother, who was staying with the newly wedded couple for a matter of a few weeks now, joined him in the attempt of wolfing down the lumberjack style breakfast, swiftly prepared by the chef who continuously prayed in his kitchen for a miraculous show of freshly fetched hemlock that would accidently end up on Mr. Ake’s plate.
As the breakfast began with Mrs. Ake’s mother muttering a few words of a divine prayer, Mr. Ake kept a close eye on the old woman’s mouth in the hopes of one day being able to read her lips, for he was utterly assured that his wife’s mother was in fact whispering curses, rather than benevolent prayers in his address. As the prayers were over, the family would start eating freshly made meal, which consisted of a well-known palette of