Useless Musings
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As the hell year of 2020 was drawing to a close, and the collective anxieties of every able-minded person in America were making their threat whispers to never, ever go away no matter how many times you brushed your teeth, Jeffrey Eugene Hoch (the author of this book) had an idea. He would write a poem — or something approximating one — for every calendar day of the upcoming year of 2021. The main reason he wanted to do this was to keep his artistic conscience from atrophying across another potential year of emotional isolation, illness avoidance, and embarrassing cult stupidity.
There was some distant hope that something positive would come out of the process, but that something was unknowable and not even particularly hoped for by the author. A year of video games, whiskey, dates, and deli orders later, Useless Musings was “finished.” More accurately, it could just no longer be truthfully worked on because 2021 was over.
Anyway, the results of this year-long whatever-it-was are documented here for you to read and maybe have some sort of emotional reaction to. These “musings” felt pretty “useless” as I was writing them (Hi, it’s me, Jeff), but maybe you’ll enjoy them. That would be cool.
Jeffrey Eugene Hoch
Jeffrey Eugene Hoch was asked by Austin Macauley Publishers to write his own author biography. Not comfortable with self-promotion, Jeffrey initially considered finding a way to circumvent doing this. Then he realized it’s really not that big of a deal, and he should just get on with it. He works as an iOS Engineer in New York City and is obsessed with games both electronic and tabletop. Jeffrey is terrified of insincerity, and his archnemesis is nihilism.
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Useless Musings - Jeffrey Eugene Hoch
About the Author
Jeffrey Eugene Hoch was asked by Austin Macauley Publishers to write his own author biography. Not comfortable with self-promotion, Jeffrey initially considered finding a way to circumvent doing this. Then he realized it’s really not that big of a deal, and he should just get on with it. He works as an iOS Engineer in New York City and is obsessed with games both electronic and tabletop. Jeffrey is terrified of insincerity, and his archnemesis is nihilism.
Dedication
To anyone who needs to be reminded (or told for the first time) that—no matter what—you have the power to love yourself.
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Jeffrey Eugene Hoch 2024
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Hoch, Jeffrey Eugene
Useless Musings
ISBN 9798886932249 (Paperback)
ISBN 9798886932256 (ePub e-book)
Library of Congress Control Number: 2023917238
www.austinmacauley.com/us
First Published 2024
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I
January
It Won’t Last (January 1st)
A sober January 1st to reflect on those last few mistakes. Well, maybe they weren’t exactly mistakes but you’re torn up about them anyway Then more horrors flood back, half of which pre-date the year you’re supposed to be reflecting on:
Sorry, chum
That feeling that you’ll use that negativity and learn from it
It won’t last
Those plans to be the best you from here on out
Them neither
To get that book done, to hit that weight goal, to stop being such a depressed asshole
None of it
You will be defeated by the same entropic routines that did you in a few weeks into last year as well
Or maybe you won’t
Don’t sweat it
Because even if this year ends up as shitty as the one you just left
It won’t last
I Want to Die with Love in
My Heart (January 2nd)
There’s no guarantee of companionship when you’re facing the end
There are a thousand roads that leave you without family or friend
You can spread goodness and humor wherever you go
But there’s no way to force true connection to grow
However, that’s not to say you are bereft of control
Without outside judgment, shame still takes its toll
It’s not really about others, the star of your story is you
It’s your unknown journey, your threshold to step through
So put love in your heart and keep it there forever
No matter the circumstances you later must weather
That’s where it belongs for you to live and to thrive
It’s the fuel for the fire that keeps you alive
Of course there’s real danger, but it’s not such an ordeal
When you’re supplied by a love that is even more real
And the more that you store, the less room for fear
Less pain in your anger, less sorrow in your tears
You can contend with life with more cheer in your chest
More courage in your core, more bravura in your breast
It’s true no one knows when the reaper will reap them
But at least you will have all the days that precede him
So fill those days with love however you can
Find passions to pursue, fulfill extravagant plans
Seek others to give your love and your home
Then no matter when your time comes, you won’t be alone
Playing Video Games, I Don’t
Like (January 3rd)
It’s fun to be an obsessive until you spend three and a half hours mindlessly tapping through dialogue in a Japanese visual novel you don’t give two craps about
What is it about these stupid things that entices me to waste my time on them?
The characters are annoying
The combat is simplistic
The fan service is cringe
The puzzles
are not puzzles
The branching pathways that you have to keep going back and choosing every branch of just to see the actual fucking storyline are just plain obnoxious
I don’t even really like anime all that much, which is clearly what all this crap is emulating
So what am I doing?
What is it about these games that keeps me coming back to them?
I always think they’re going to have some amazing plot full of suspense and mystery that keeps me emotionally invested or on the edge of my seat but they never do
It’s always just tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap while high schoolers flap their lips at each other
Ugh, and don’t even get me started on all those indie
games I keep getting duped into buying then get bored of an hour in, damn
My new year’s resolution is not to stop drinking or start exercising more
No
It’s to stop playing video games I don’t like
Intermittent Fasting (January 4th)
From twelve to eight, I eat, it’s great
But after that no more
From eight till noon, I wait, then soon
I act the omnivore
Not only that, less carbs, more fat
And plenty of protein
Clean calories (nuts, meat, and cheese)
Are key to the routine
Then if on the weekend I get drinking—and a-drinking I will get
Gone goes all that healthy thinking, so on Monday must reset
Pork My Buns (January 5th)
I’m only attracted to women
But bromance is all that I’ve been in
I wish I got torqued
By my buns getting porked
Alas, tits and ass keep on winnin’
So, It Begins (January 6th)
When engaging with a system unfathomably complex
Don’t seek edification, just act in reflex
When perspective is required for institutions to be bettered
Filter your conversations through ideology unfettered
When panic creeps upon your spine as neighbors burn your home
Reroute their flames with vitriolic oil of your own
Then when the news is horror and a single breath could stoke the