Mike Johnson's Obligation
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I decided to give Mister Know my absolute what's-what words of wisdom straight out. It's nuts to being a nice guy, and to the blazes with the entire business. So I shouted at him, "You're a hopeless case! I taught you everything I know about how to become a fantastic pulp hero, and you still can't do anything right! You don't even do a decent chilling, sinister laugh that every pulp hero must have to create ultimate terror among the criminals he's about to shoot dead. You're not ready to become a save-the-world-type pulp hero, and what's more, you will never be. Look, why don't you forget about becoming one of those courageous, never-dying pulp heroes, which is what I was before I got real old, real careless, and killed, and remain old Mister Know, that obnoxious individual nobody could possibly ever like?"
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Mike Johnson's Obligation - Wayne Greenough
Dedication
To my dear wife, June, we rode a lot of trails together. We’ll ride more.
Chapter One
I decided to give Mister Know my absolute what’s-what words of wisdom straight out. It’s nuts to being a nice guy, and to the blazes with the entire business.
So I raised my voice and shouted at him. You’re a hopeless case. I taught you everything I know about how to become a fantastic pulp hero, and you still can’t do anything right You don’t even do a decent sinister chilling laugh that every pulp hero must have to create ultimate terror among the criminals he’s about to shoot dead. You’re not ready to become a save-the-world type pulp hero and what’s more, you will never be. Look, why don’t you forget about becoming one of those courageous, never-dying pulp-heroes, which is what I was before I got real old, real careless, and killed, and remain old Mister Know, that obnoxious individual nobody could possibly ever like?
Although Mister Know’s usual bilious expression remained the same on his forever sour-looking kisser, I surmised he was more than likely seething inside, and in bad need of several ounces of antacid pills.
No one is supposed to like me, Mr. Mike Johnson. We don’t do ‘like’ here.
You can say that again. I’m sure you have your reasons for not doing ‘like,’ and spare me those reasons why. For me, ‘like’ is easy to do. I’ve actually said it to bad guys, mere seconds before I presented them with several forty-five caliber slugs in their gullets.
Mike, that’s exactly why we don’t do ‘like’ here. It’s a meaningless word that I’m sure helped get you killed. You were shot dead, then you plopped face-down right in the middle of a filthy street gutter.
Okay, okay, so during my old age I became careless. I got the Tommy-gun treatment, machine-gun bullets slugging their way into me and everywhere else. My granddaughter, Alicia, was helping me cross the town’s busiest street at the time. She was shot through the spine and relegated to a wheelchair during the day. At night, thanks to you, my dear Mister Know, she’s able to walk and become a pulp hero, much like what I used to be. I was the original Apparition. Now she’s The Apparition. So what? Quit changing the subject. I said you won’t ever be ready to become a pulp hero.
Even though Mister Know still spoke in his normal,