Forgettable Jokes for Older Folks: Jokes You Wish You Could Remember about Things You Thought You'd Never Forget

By Martha Bolton

Laugh all the way to your next birthday… and beyond!


We all age, despite some of our best efforts, but any day above ground is a good day. Why not have a little fun? From well-known comedy writer Martha Bolton comes a refreshing book of jokes for older folks.


Topics for laughter include:

- senior foibles
- doctor visits
- grandchildren antics
- travel
- technology troubles
- the good ol' days
- ...and many more!Go on, laugh a little! Use this book to unwind, share it with your friends, and smile your way to a brighter outlook on life. After all, a few more laugh lines can't hurt!

• Language: English
• Publisher: BroadStreet Publishing Group, LLC
• Release date: Dec 4, 2018
• ISBN: 9781424557783

Martha Bolton

Martha Bolton, former staff writer for Bob Hope and author of eighty-nine books, has written comedy for Phyllis Diller, Mark Lowry, Chonda Pierce, and many others. Nominated for an Emmy, Dove, and Writers’ Guild Awards, she is currently the playwright for Blue Gate Musicals, with plays running in Indiana, Ohio, and Pennsylvania; two of which are based on her novels, Josiah for President and The Home Game. After spending most of her life in California, she now makes middle Tennessee her home.

Book preview

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IT’S NOT OVER YET

KEEPING UP APPEARANCES

Facial and Bodily Changes, Fashion Tips, and More

I’m comfortable in my own skin. Why shouldn’t I be? It’s not that tight of a fit.

I wear a size 12, but my skin’s a size 14. It’s like one too many people told me to hang loose.

When they talk about getting your swag on, I don’t think this is what they meant.

Do you know what it’s like to roll up your sleeves and realize you’re not wearing any?

Some days I look in the mirror and think I’m growing my own turtleneck.

My mother had a neck like this. I had no idea it was contagious.

Wrinkles? My face has seen more lines than the unemployment