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    Best Knock-knock Jokes Ever: Jokes for Kids
    Best Knock-knock Jokes Ever: Jokes for Kids
    Best Knock-knock Jokes Ever: Jokes for Kids
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    Best Knock-knock Jokes Ever: Jokes for Kids

    By Chantelle Grace

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    Knock, knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell; it's broken.

     

    Who's that knocking on your door? You better make sure it's not another one of those silly jokes!

     


    Orange you going to answer the door? Lettuce in; it's cold! Stopwatch you're doing and open the door! Isma lunch ready yet?


     

    Best Knock-knock Jokes Ever will give you all the material you need to get your family, friends, and neighbors laughing out loud, and perhaps wishing they could shut the front door!


     
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBroadStreet Publishing Group, LLC
    Release dateAug 3, 2021
    ISBN9781424562978
    Best Knock-knock Jokes Ever: Jokes for Kids
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    Chantelle Grace

    CHANTELLE GRACE is a witty wordsmith who loves art, music, and competitive games. As she works her way through medical school, she knows it’s important to share the gift of laughter with those around her. When she’s not studying abroad, she makes her home in Prior Lake, Minnesota. 

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