My Boyfriend Is a Vampire Dog
By Eva Gelian
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Lorens, a twenty-eight-year-old young man, suddenly one day discovers that he likes biting women, and it all happens when his father, trying to help his son relate to the other sex, suggests some totally crazy and confusing advice, with which his life becomes a labyrinth of fun romances and human relationships......
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My Boyfriend Is a Vampire Dog - Eva Gelian
MY BOYFRIEND IS A VAMPIRE DOG 1
chapter one: LORENS UNLEASHED
Well here I am, on a calm and clear night looking at the city of Barcelona at the top of Mount Tibidabo, my name is Lorens, I am twenty-six years old and before me the possibility of collecting a prize for the best work in the nightclub competition of the Europarty magazine held in the summer of 2017 and endowed with four hundred thousand euros.I remember how it all started, I worked in the concierge of the Vistarama Hotel along with other colleagues, including my girlfriend Nuria, she was tall and thin with semi-curly hair and medium
long hair, painted eyes and lips, with a severe but sweet look when he communicated with the hotel's clients and with a hard and distant countenance when he spoke with the employees. One day some Canadian tourists arrived at the hotel and I had to take them to the rooms they had booked, moments later, when the last guests, a couple with a teenage son,
They were going to occupy room three hundred and fourteen, I inserted the security card that opened the door and I found what you don't want to see in life: your girlfriend with another man in bed; in this case to the hotel director. Although she said it wasn't
that I thought I saw (I wasn't even good at making excuses), said that they were checking the solidity of the mattresses, while she jumped on the mattress naked at the same time as her round
breasts moving up and down frantically, the director next to him naked nodded his head also up and down, the poor Canadian tourists did not understand anything, they remained speechless while the mother covered her teenage son's eyes without success. Finally, I turned around and without
After saying a word, I left them all there, my ex-girlfriend, the director and the tourists. It wasn't very professional but the occasion didn't require it either. I took off down the stairs three or four floors.
When I reached the lobby I entered the concierge, took off my employee jacket adorned with gold trim on the sleeves and shoulders, and left through the front door. I was leaving the job where I had spent several years of my life. It's funny, now remembering those moments I realize that I distanced myself from
I work without saying goodbye to anyone, okay I didn't have friends there, but they were co-workers and I had to have said something to them, but my body asked me at that moment to walk away without even looking back, carpe diem, somehow I knew that this
the path or chapter of my life had come to an end, hence my indifference.
I spent several hours walking through the city of Barcelona, I was on the Gran Vía near the famous Ramblas, putting my thoughts in order, reliving the sequence of events I had just experienced, when suddenly I remembered that my father
He lived nearby, he owned a nightclub called El Limbo Azul
I hadn't seen him for years, the last times when he was a child and some time later to endorse the purchase of a
car, maybe it was time to go visit him, after all I had nowhere to go, any other day I would go to Nuria my ex-girlfriend's house to pick up my things but not at the moment.
My father's name is Jean Luc, he is French, he is in his sixties and when he was young he had been the first dancer at the Apolo Babilón
nightclub which was located on Avenida Paralelo, a famous place of entertainment in the scoundrel of Barcelona. eighties era
When the music hall was in fashion, the star of the show was the wonderful Davinia, according to my father she was a great artist, she sang and danced wonderfully, she was a huge success with the public
everything for the masculine, as a child he always talked to me about her. Now I feel strange going to visit him as a last resort; look at the
time with the mobile phone, it was nine at night, surely
He will be at his workplace in Blue Limbo
I thought, so I headed there.
The place was located on the Rambla of Barcelona, specifically in the Plaza Real, a fantastic place, I always liked to go there when I was a child, perhaps because the square was in times past an ancient monastery of Capuchin monks and I always imagined that some ghost He walked through its arches with his
hooded cloak, now it was a large square with restaurants, disco bars, pubs, and fast food establishments with street performers. When I arrived at the door of my father's disco, a tall man crossed the entrance, he was the doorman and employee. of
security, I told him that my name was Lorens and I was Jean Luc's son and that I was coming to visit him. The security person, after looking at me for a long time, raised his eyebrows and invited me to come in.
I suppose because he saw the resemblance to my father at once, I went down the stairs because the living room was a spacious basement painted blue and there
At the bar counter my father was hanging glasses on two parallel bars built for use and the ability to pick them up quickly.
- ¡Hola!
-Son! Lorens but good, it's nice to see you, you have to call me from time to time.
- How to call you if you don't have a phone. Are you still an anti-mobile?
- Of course yes, having a cell phone makes everything easier, you see others on a small screen and communication becomes superficial, there is no content, there are no unforgettable moments and the worst thing is that they believe that they have already fulfilled, the cell phone hides it everything, if they want to see you
Let them really come see you, well, what brings you here son?
- Exaggerated as always dad! Nothing special, I was just passing by and thought... well
- Come on man! It's always special when we see each other.
At that moment I felt discovered, I had never had routine encounters because I had grown up with my mother who was also a dancer and worked in the same company as my father; There they met, but shortly after I was born, my parents separated because my mother decided to join a church.
evangelical and redeem himself from his bohemian and sinful past in the world of show business.
-The truth is that my relationship with my girlfriend Nuria has ended, we have left him, we are no longer together.
- I understand...He cheated on you...
- No man no, that's not it!