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    101 Silly Dinosaur Jokes for Kids
    101 Silly Dinosaur Jokes for Kids
    101 Silly Dinosaur Jokes for Kids
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    101 Silly Dinosaur Jokes for Kids

    By Editors of Ulysses Press

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    Looking for some jokes that will never go extinct? Look no further. . .101 Silly Dinosaur Jokes for Kids is filled with funny, delightful Jurassic-era puns, knock-knocks, and gut-busters that dinosaur-obsessed kids will love reading, sharing, and telling.

    This dino-mite joke book is filled to the brim with hilarious jokes, funny riddles, and side-splitting puns that are all about DINOSAURS! Whether you're a Triceratops-tripper, a Veloci-riddler, or just someone who loves good old dinosaur fun, this book is the perfect excavation site for you.

    Why was the T-Rex upset?
    Because he was happy and he knew it…

    Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
    Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet

    What game do pet Brontosauruses like to play with humans?
    Squash

    What do you call a near-sighted dinosaur?
    A Do-you-think-he-saurus
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherUlysses Books for Young Readers
    Release dateJul 2, 2024
    ISBN9781646046942
    101 Silly Dinosaur Jokes for Kids
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    Editors of Ulysses Press

    Ulysses Press is a pop culture book publishing company with offices in Brooklyn, New York, and Berkeley, California.

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