Nice Surprises (including funny German language course)
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Nice Surprises contains poems and short stories. Please do not confuse nice with mice. Mice play no part in this book, sorry, unless you mean cute little things, then yes! In my country, it is customary to call a nice girl a mouse. The main characters in these stories are all German. Yes, there is a German language course in this work, and you can learn words that you will never hear in a normal course. German proverbs are translated literally, like this example. »I know where the frog's curls are.« What does that mean? You say this when you demonstrate your own superiority, strength, and self-confidence.
Richard Stan Brown
Richard Stan Brown is the pseudonym of a German writer who has dreamed since the late 1970s of one day tearing down the establishment.
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Nice Surprises (including funny German language course) - Richard Stan Brown
Introduction
Mice Surprises contains poems and short stories written between 2004 and 2024. Excuse me, Nice Surprises. Mice play no part in this book, unless you mean cute little things, then yes! In my country, it is customary to call a nice girl a mouse. The main characters in these stories are all German. If the Germans succeed in conquering the world on the third attempt, the reader is well-equipped with the integrated dictionary. Yes, there is a German language course in this work. Let’s start right away!
Crashcourse Unit 1
hello – hallo
I am – ich bin
my name is – mein Name ist
silly cow – dumme Kuh
one beer, please – ein Bier, bitte
dumbass – Trottel
country – Land
girlfriend – Freundin
boyfriend – Freund
love – Liebe
feelings – Gefühle
roller coaster – Achterbahn
mouse – Maus
babe – Maus
Over and done! – Aus die Maus!
I’m sure you understand the following sentences in German. The solution can be found in the next unit.
Mein Name ist Michael. Meine Freundin ist eine dumme Kuh und mein Cousin Peter ist ein Idiot.
German Phrases translated literally 1
»Da wird der Hund in der Pfanne verrückt!«
When you say this, you indicate that you are very surprised and amazed by something.
Translated literally: The dog in the pan goes crazy.
Linda goes to Bollywood
A silly cow called Linda
Is unmissable in a hurry.
She wants to get to India
Because she is holy in this country.
German Phrases translated literally 2
The dog in the pan goes crazy. = Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.
Here’s a new one: »Ich bin blau.«
If you’ve had too much beer, you will be...?
Translated literally: I am blue.
Fantastic Opportunities
Slightly exhausted but in a great mood, single Christian strolls past the swimming pool outside in the bright sunshine and passes a table where two smart-looking girls are chatting—one is blonde, the other has black hair. How can I get close to them? thinks Christian. Just at that moment, he picks up a strange phrase: »Not worth a red cent!«
Christian feels addressed, sees an opportunity, and attacks.
»Hey, are you two talking about me?«
The girls look at him in amazement and giggle briefly as a duet.
»No, we’re not talking about you.«
The one with the dark hair has clarified the misunderstanding, and she puts a magazine aside. »About the beach. The beach here, all stupid pebbles—you can forget about it«, the blonde gets annoyed and plays with her ponytail. Christian estimates her to be in her late twenties, barely older than him.
The Black-haired will be in her mid-twenties, he guesses. He notices a tattoo of an eagle on her upper left arm.
»There are great sandy beaches on Rhodes, but more in the south«, Christian announces.
»Really? The guy seems to have a clue. Why don’t you sit down for a minute?« the blonde asks him, therefore beginning the introduction. »Her name is Jessica, and I am Isabel.«
»Hello, Jessica«, Christian greets the black-haired girl. »And you go by the name Isabel, if I can believe your words.«
»You can take my word for anything, my boy«, claims blonde Isabel in a cheerful voice.
»Absolutely anything!«
Full of expectation, Christian sits down with the two angels and tells them his name.
»The weather doesn’t look too good for tomorrow«, says Isabel a little gloomily.
»But you both look very good, and that will also be the case tomorrow«, enthuses Christian.
»What a charming way to start the conversation« Isabel thanks him and makes a suggestion.
»Always this stupid topic of the weather. Let’s enjoy this wonderful afternoon