Morris Magenta: Creeper Inventor: Book 6: Morris Magenta Versus Edgar Rejecter

By Mark Mulle

Morris Magenta's greatest nemesis is Edgar Rejecter! Read their epic battle as they face off for the last time!

In his my most dangerous adventure of all, our

• Language: English
• Publisher: Mark Mulle
• Release date: Jun 27, 2024
• ISBN: 9798330256204

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Morris Magenta

Book 6: Morris Magenta versus Edgar Rejecter

MARK MULLE

Copyright © 2017 Mark Mulle

All rights reserved.

CONTENTS

CHAPTER 1

CHAPTER 2

CHAPTER 3

CHAPTER 4

CHAPTER 5

CHAPTER 6

CHAPTER 7

CHAPTER 8

CHAPTER 9

CHAPTER 10

CHAPTER 11

CHAPTER 12

CHAPTER 13

CHAPTER 14

CHAPTER 15

CHAPTER 16

CHAPTER 17

CHAPTER 18

CHAPTER 1

Waiter? Excuse me, waiter! Yes, you! You with the silly hair. Yes, my friend and I have been waiting for our pork chop for almost half an hour. It’s not good enough! Get it here at once. What? I don’t care if you’re busy; I want to speak to the manager! You are the manager? Well just bring us the pork chops! And quickly, I don’t have all night!

Were you writing that down Fred? Oh well, never mind. Serves them right. Everyone who reads this will know that The Boisterous Hog Tavern has quite the worst service I’ve ever encountered.

Anyway, yes. Business. Greetings reader. My name is Morris Magenta, and this is the sixth of my award-winning widely read diaries. I am the world’s first and only creeper inventor. I used to be a human, but thanks to a friend of mine you’ll soon find out about, I was trapped in the body of a creeper and now have to make do living as one. Together with my trusty zombie servant Fred, who is writing this down as I speak it, we travel the world on grand adventures using my inventions to help those in need. At least, normally we do. But not this time. This time, dear reader, it’s just for us.

Remember when I said I used to be a human? Well, the fact that I’m now an armless green monster who is at constant risk of exploding is due to one man. My old friend and fellow inventor, Edgar Rejecter. When we were back at The Stonewall Academy, it was Edgar’s jealousy of my genius that led him to trick me. I thought it was just an accident that I turned into a creeper because of the patent-pending Magenta Reskin-O-Matic I was working on at that time and an unexpected lightning storm. I was experimenting on a rather docile creeper when lightning struck my machines all of a sudden and overcharged them. My mind got stuck into the body of that creeper while the creeper’s mind was transferred into my human body. I later discovered that the unexpected lightning storm came from the artificial lighting machine worked on by Edgar. The artificial lightning from Edgar’s machine has overcharged my Magenta Reskin-O-Matic. It turned me into a creeper!" Well, that was the last I saw of Edgar for many years. However, our paths crossed again just recently, when we both joined teams in the annual Spleef World Championships. Naturally, my team won.

But it was clear to me then that Edgar was up to his old tricks, and more dastardly than ever before. So what did I decide to do? Well, it’s simple. Fred and I decided to find him and put a stop to his mischief once and for all.

Now despite the fact he has a redstone eye and a ridiculously villainous moustache, Edgar isn’t easy to find. But I had a plan. As anyone who’s ever played a video game knows, the best way to find anyone is to visit taverns and listen to rumors. And so that’s what we decided to do. We’ve spent the last three weeks visiting every pub, inn, bar, and taproom in central Minecraftia and listening to the locals' chatter. And, naturally, sampling the food as we go.

Now up until yesterday, I thought that all we’d found was a few frankly delicious mushroom soups on our travels. But here at The Boisterous Pig, we met a man with a very strange tale to tell.

Rejecter? said Honest Harry Handlebar, as he introduced himself, Redstone eye? Twirly moustache? Yeah, I know the fella. Lives in a big old tower up by Lake Lipsmack.

"A tower you