Please sign Sam Young's petition to stop bishop interviews of underage children about sexually explicit topics by following this link to ProtectLDSChildren.org. Pres. Monson's obituary in the NY Times  Spring Hill is renamed to Adam-ondi-Ahman!!! This is where Christ will return. Then Joseph organizes a group of enforcers and creepily tests some of his followers to make sure they toe the party line.   Drink count - 4   Patron Bonus Episode: Marie is hopping mad at her local bishop.   Read along with us at CompareDandC.com Support the show at Patreon.com/MyBookofMormonPodcast Podcastriarchal Blessing: Jacob C. Podcastriarchal music is Our Happy Life, by Maps and Transit, edited for length