Episode 94: Pricey Pearl 11 – Articles of Faith

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Episode 94: Pricey Pearl 11 – Articles of Faith

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THE FINAL EPISODE OF THE PRICEY PEARL! WOOT!! Basically what happens is that we learn about the checklist of insanity that every Mormon has to swear that they believe. I think there's only one "article of faith" that I agreed with; the rest are either weird, inexplicable, confusing, or just plain hilarious. “Drink” Count – BYOB (technically, no drinks)

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