What is the best, most unexpected profession for a heterosexual man if he's trying to get laid? Turns out it's go-go dancing at gay bars. Enter Derek Nelson, the creator of the YouTube series Down with David, who nicknamed his dick the Cockness Monster. We discuss the lifestyle of a go-go dancer / male stripper at bachelorette parties. We also delve into his shyness when his clothes are on. A huge thank you to our sponsor, Smiling Dick! If you'd like to last longer (or if you'd like your partner to), check out their Prolong device and climax control training program at smilingdick.com. Make sure to enter promo code "MOM" at checkout for 15% off. Join me, as I train my way to a smiling dick!  As always, please let us know your thoughts on this episode and if you have any stories about a time you walked in on a parent having sex or vice versa. Leave us a voicemail or text us at (YES)-TEXT-MOM, or (937)-839-8666. We'll try to include your message in our Monday Morning After Show! Thank you for all the love over the past 140+ episodes. We couldn't do it without you. If you'd like to support the show, consider funding our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. Make sure to check out Derek's "Down with David" web series at https://www.youtube.com/downwithdavid Get close with us on social at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com