Episode 25: Putting Someone in Your Trunk is Considered Kidnapping

Episode 1: Pregnancy Orgasms: In the very first episode of Childish, Greg and Alison talk about getting caught “dad-splaining,” the gift of pregnancy orgasms, and give advice to a caller about how to make it through the insanity-inducing nights of sleep deprivation with an... by Childish

64 min listen

Episode 4: Your Germs Are My Germs: Should you go ahead and have a baby? Is it wrong to fly a child to Hawaii? How do I handle my first hemorrhoid? These and other quandaries are explored on this week’s Childish. Plus, the nitty-gritty of postpartum depression, nurturing your child's... by Childish

77 min listen

Childish: Coming November 14th!: After you drop the kids off or put them to bed, turn on “Childish”. Hosted by real life friends, parents and veteran podcasters Greg Fitzsimmons (Fitzdog Radio) and Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend), Childish will help you laugh... by Childish

2 min listen

Episode 2: Nobody Wants Curdleth Milk: This week, Greg and Alison try to guess what their kids will say about them one day in therapy, discuss the drama that comes with sharing a nanny with another family, and encourage a caller to advocate for their 1st grader when a new teacher in town... by Childish

67 min listen

Episode 14: The Pregnancy Orgasm Strikes Back: IT HAPPENED AGAIN. Alison has another pregnancy orgasm - this time involving a United States founding father - so Greg tries to unpack all of THAT. Both Greg and Alison discuss YOUR answers about the perfect age to have kids (spoiler: there doesn’t... by Childish

65 min listen

Episode 9: A Glory Hole... But Much Smaller: Greg’s going to say yes to everything this year. Maybe not glory holes. At least that’s one of the Childish new year’s resolutions! You’ll hear more 2019 musings, updates on Greg’s TMS therapy and his daughter’s silent treatment, as well... by Childish

79 min listen

Episode 28: The Biggest One I've Ever Seen: Ah, Mother's Day. Greg took Erin to Malibu, and Daniel took Alison to Benihana. Are thank you notes a relic of the past or a great way to show you care? A shout out to military families overseas and, of course, another edition of explosive diary. ... by Childish

65 min listen

Episode 17: The Most Intense Sex We Ever Had: Greg and Alison veer off into discussions about lactation sex and mucus plugs. That’s right, it gets kinda gross. Other topics include bad acting, award shows, thrift stores, and kids sharing your clothes. They both try their best to avoid throwing... by Childish

66 min listen

Episode 11: Have A Fun Life With My Husband, Marie Kondo: Ready to hear a seamless segue from talking about the morality of spanking kids to the fun of getting spanked by your husband? In this episode of Childish, Alison and Greg discuss their sexual proclivities, try to figure out if Alison can tip someone... by Childish

71 min listen

Episode 5: Netflix and Sleep: How much mom nudity is too much mom nudity around a 2-year-old? Greg and Alison tackle the conundrum of a body-curious kid, discuss feeling guilty when your child’s spending a lot of time with a babysitter, and Alison talks about how Jon Hamm may... by Childish

75 min listen

Episode 21: I'm Clearly Not Good at Parenting: Alison's having a rough week, but Greg offers some perspective in an episode that includes discussions of fainting at the sight of blood (especially your child's), homelessness, snooping, exercise, parental guilt, raising boys versus girls, charity,... by Childish

72 min listen

Episode 8: Lightning Crotch: Did Elliot barf from his dinner at Tam O’Shanter or Alison and Daniel’s caroling? Greg and Alison talk on a variety of health stresses (kidney stones, anyone?), make their life and baby-related predictions for 2019, and help a mom manage her... by Childish

60 min listen

Episode 12: YOU DON’T KNOW ALL THE RULES ABOUT MUFFINS: DANGER. Lots to fear in this world. Or at least that's what a preachy gynecologist told Alison when she was 16. But in this week’s episode of Childish, both she and Greg muse on how to not be TOO protective of your kids, discussing some of the... by Childish

72 min listen

Episode 10: I’ve Given Up On My Marriage: Did you know that nearly rotten fruit helps solve your bowel problems? Greg gives Alison tips on how to cure her pregnancy constipation, asks her if she’s participated in a tried and true sexual position since she’s been married, and a caller gets... by Childish

81 min listen

Episode 27: Everything Was Tan: Do you say yes to the universe or no to things that seem fishy? Greg throws shade on a Chicago shock-jock, and Alison struggles transitioning between mom life and work life. Plus another installment of Explosive Diary! Follow Childish: Follow... by Childish

58 min listen

Get Ready For Childish!: After you drop the kids off or put them to bed, turn on “Childish”. Hosted by real life friends, parents and veteran podcasters Greg Fitzsimmons (Fitzdog Radio) and Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend), Childish will help you laugh... by Childish

1 min listen

Episode 23: Spring Has Sprung: Greg is back from a big college trip with his son, so he and Alison have a ton to catch up on. Plus some frightening news about a recall that will affect tons of parents, frustrations with partners who do things last minute when you aren't a... by Childish

73 min listen

Episode 7: Give A Blow Gift: Teenage son watching too much porn on his phone? Teenage daughter giving you the silent treatment? Greg and Alison process how to cope with these teenage quandaries, help a 22-year-old caller whose parents don’t want her to get tattooed while... by Childish

65 min listen

Episode 19: My Owen, Your Owen: It’s happened! Alison had her baby! She and Greg go over the details of the birth and talk about the impact of newborns on older siblings. Plus a discussion of whether it's ever ok to critique a friend's parenting. They also talk about the recent... by Childish

62 min listen

Episode 3: Babysitter's Gotta Have It Dot Com: Public or private school? Greg and Alison get to the bottom of this age-old debate, as well as whether or not hell exists (spoiler: it’s the middle school years), and help a caller figure out if being a good parent actually matters. You know...long... by Childish

74 min listen

Episode 15: Chock Full Of Baby: Alison hasn’t packed her delivery bag yet, but she’s chock full of baby and SO ready to wear those hospital mesh diapers they give you after childbirth. While waiting, she and Greg chat about an article that reveals that parents DO have a favorite... by Childish

66 min listen

Episode 16: Go For The Sex, Stay For The Tech: Modern parents may not want to hear this, but helicopter parenting works. At least that’s an argument of an article that Greg and Alison read on this week’s episode of Childish! Also, a caller feels a little guilty about wanting to raise her kids... by Childish

58 min listen

Episode 26: A Fairly Classy Disco: It’s here! Explosive Diary has arrived on Childish! Greg and Alison regale you with musings from their younger selves. Also, some sleep regressions, pot cookies, sex, and Alison’s purple bathrobe. Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow... by Childish

61 min listen

Episode 13: Trapped In A Happy Marriage: Whether it’s living with your parents after college (and seducing someone selling magazines, if you’re Greg) or figuring out why marriages are much more likely to dissolve nowadays, Alison and Greg are talking all about the family unit on this... by Childish

66 min listen

Episode 18: This is No Longer About Parenting: This week, Alison and Greg discuss different types of depression and various treatments for it, including a series of self-help books. They consider the importance of interacting with their children and how kids can remind of them of the boundless... by Childish

62 min listen

Episode 6: Shrooms and a Three-way: Fattening up kids for a witch and cutting off your toes for a prince. Just normal bedtime stories we just casually tell our kids! Greg and Alison discuss how messed up the original fairy tales really are, plus some details about pregnancy no one talks... by Childish

75 min listen

Episode 24: Shit on the Welcome Mat: Alison and Greg discuss the week's big holidays: Easter, Passover, and Earth Day. Conspicuous in their absence was 4/20 and Hitler’s birthday because honestly they already get enough play. Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison: ... by Childish

66 min listen

Episode 25: Putting Someone in Your Trunk is Considered Kidnapping: Greg and Alison agree that farting in front of a partner is a sign of intimacy. They catch you up on what to watch on TV and let you off the hook if you stopped breastfeeding. Plus an update on possible guests for a Live show this spring. Follow... by Childish

68 min listen

Episode 20: Drugs Are Great: Greg talks about the ups and downs of being a landlord, the impact of Crashing’s cancellation on his life, and the motivational advice he has for best dealing with depression. Alison shares her thoughts on the benefits and risks of giving birth at... by Childish

57 min listen

Episode 22: The Slamdance of Parenting Podcasts: Room-sharing, vaccines, tackling your kid's tough questions, and more on this week's episode! Plus the show biz conflict that's keeping Greg up at night. It's an all new Childish! Follow Childish: / Follow Greg: / Follow Alison: / ... by Childish

78 min listen

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Episode 25: Putting Someone in Your Trunk is Considered Kidnapping

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