Round 1: A video of a woman SCREAMING in a Sam’s Club has gone viral all over the internet and, you guessed it, she is indeed military.

Round 2: The US should do whatever we need to in order to hire a Japanese man who figured out how to unscramble and unblur porn.

Round 3: Some old ass Air Force bubbas are spilling the beans about how aliens messed with nuclear weapons

Round 4: Poland’s Military continues to be a bunch of poor boys who cant even afford religion. Sad.

Round 5: An episode of Shark Tank, but for fixing problems in the military? Welcome to Dragon’s Lair 2021