S4E36 - A Limited Number of Bugs and Frogs | No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy Podcast

S1E1 - An Unexamined Life: Jeff and Ryan embark on a journey that many have taken, but no one should: to play every Final Fantasy game. Will they learn something about the games, or themselves? Will they lose their minds? Find out, as a six episode season one chronicling the first... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

48 min listen

S1E5 - The One Where We Beat the Game: It’s the penultimate episode of the season. Jeff’s dog tries to save us but we’re too far gone, the light at the end of the tunnel reverse zooms away, and we start really testing our audience. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/n... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

67 min listen

S3E5 - Coffee and Olives: It’s the “Found” episode of No One Can Know About This! After learning we had lost all the audio from the last two episodes (which, as YOU are aware, didn’t end up happening), we start the game over. But first we regroup and reorient by going out for clo... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

82 min listen

S2E11 - The Older Brother Program: We return to Earth to undercut the stakes of the story and fight a giant robot. Then we go to back to the moon to learn the truth about Golbez and ourselves. All the while, we discuss a universal language and unknowingly tie our shoelaces together. Ema... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

69 min listen

S2E1 - A Fresh Extraordinarily Long Journey: It's season 2! Jeff and Ryan embark on an all new journey to play Final Fantasy IV. A journey full of characters, and cutscenes, and dialogue, and more dialogue. Will our hosts learn to make better life choices? Find out the obvious answer to that questi... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

53 min listen

S3E4 - I Don't Understand...: It’s the choose your own adventure chapter, and we start off with Locke infiltrating Narshe, stealing clothes and Old Man Cider. Then we meet Cyan, and fail to stop his castle from being poisoned. Then we make a discovery that will reverberate throughout... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

66 min listen

S2E3 - The Art of the Ordeals: The game continues… which, admittedly, could be said in almost any of these episode descriptions. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

54 min listen

S2E13 Part 2 - Hoisting the Light: Part 2 of the season finale! It’s a day later, and we’ve regrouped, ready to actually complete this game. After a quick last tour of the world and a surprise extra boss fight, we destroy the hatred that lives inside men (mostly) and take stock of the exp... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

52 min listen

S1E3 - At Rope's End: It's late. We're tired. This game sucks. Find out what happens when the fundamental character flaws of two friends clash at 2am. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

72 min listen

S1E2 - Top of Our Rope: It's the beginning of day two, and we start out in good spirits. But how long can you stay in good spirits when playing the original Final Fantasy? How long until you get to the end of your rope? Find out, as we ask the question "does anything we do in l... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

48 min listen

S2E4 - Thoughts and Wishes: We learn the truth about the Hall of Wishes, and get to the bottom of an old Coors Light commercial. Progress is made in our understanding of life, and progress is not made in the game. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

55 min listen

S3E1 - Put On Your Slave Crown: Jeff and Ryan embark on their longest, most drawn out journey yet: playing Final Fantasy VI. The adventure begins, and we meet a magic girl named Terra, who is wearing the most horrifying and powerful item that could possibly exist in the world. We explo... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

60 min listen

Season 4 Pregame: Get ready for Final Fantasy VII! Come pregame with us and get drunk on excitement, as we embark on the journey to the journey. We’ll discuss our knowledge of the game going into it, what the plan for the season is, and what foods we should make. Settle i... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

71 min listen

S2E7 - A Conversation Dogs Would Have: It’s the start of a very long day 2. We fight an unexpected boss, learn what it’s like to be a human in a beehive, meet the big chocobo, and display some extraordinary hubris. But you know what? We’re all just bulls in china shops, trying to know how foo... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

51 min listen

S2E9 - Future Me?: We enter the land of trap doors, learn from our past and future selves, and experience a dungeon that almost ruins Jeff. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

66 min listen

S3E20 - The Adventure of the Butthole Potato: On a search for things shaped like dragons, we get sucked into some kind of butthole, which spits us into some kind of cave dungeon. So we explore it and find Gogo. Then it’s time for My Fair Gau, or Pygmalian with Gau… however you want to put it. After ... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

66 min listen

S1E6 - An Examined Life: It’s the season one finale. Ryan has thoughts on epiphanies and microwaves, we actually beat the game, then we reflect on this whole experience, trying to find worth in worthlessness. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

54 min listen

S2E12 - Riding the Edge: This is the beginning of the episodes that shouldn’t have been. We go HAM on the final dungeon... or maybe it goes HAM on us. Either way, this is the penultimate episode of the season. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

73 min listen

Season 2 Preview: A preview of the upcoming season of No One Can Know About This, where we played the SNES classic "Final Fantasy IV"... or Final Fantasy II, depending on who you ask. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

6 min listen

S3E7 - Forget It, Jeff, It's Kupotown: We finally finish the choose your own adventure chapter, which leads to a “decisive battle” in a pachinko machine. We fight way too many guards, beat Kefka for the first time, and then try aimlessly to see if a cutscene exists. Then it turns into a flash... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

48 min listen

S4E18 - Get Some Goddamned Tea!: We finally make it to Rocket Town and find the most belligerent spaceship captain you could imagine! Why is he so mean? His dreams were crushed. But he was mean before that too. Anyway, we take off in the Tiny Bronco but get shot down and land in the wat... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

55 min listen

S2E6 - The Reversicle: It’s the end of Day 1. We fight some fiends, blow up a mountain, and discover the underside neath. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

54 min listen

S2E5 - Go Beyond the Banana: In this episode we go beyond bananas, we learn lessons from two headed snakes, and while all this is happening, Final Fantasy IV is played. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

71 min listen

S3E3 - The Chewcast (or A Euphemism for Flogging the Dolphin): We go find Edgar’s twin brother Sabin, and defeat his biggest karate rival for him. We also have fun with mouth feel. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

63 min listen

S2E8 - I Can't Even Find Bigfoot: We consider the real impact of video games on our youth, meet a new Ninja Man, and defeat the nicest fiend in the game. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

53 min listen

S3E13 - Don't Play With Fire Spells: We meet Strago and Relm, who are living in a town of definitely not wizards. We learn all about fires and the effectiveness of Flames B. Gone. Then we find the images of THE statues, fight an old friend again, and learn how to paint. Then Kefka finally r... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

69 min listen

S3E12 - Emperor Gestahl's Big Goofy Dinner: We ask questions about the mail, have a conversation that should only be had in college, and eat Emperor Gestahl’s Big Goofy Dinner! Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

51 min listen

S2E13 Part 1 - The Hatred Dimension: It’s part 1 of the season finale, and we couldn’t be in worse shape. But we enter the final boss battle anyway, and learn some lessons that we’ll probably forget. This episode starts when it was around 8am. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

69 min listen

S2E2 - This Is Not Final Fantasy One: We try to keep our minds sharp, attempt to move on from our previous experience, deconstruct some classic jokes, and break through road blocks in the game. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

66 min listen

S3E25 Part 2 - The Light of Judgement: Part 2 of the season finale! It’s time to fix the world, defeat this nihilist clown, and reach resolution! Then we look back and take stock of this insane, epic experience that was Final Fantasy VI. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon... by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

88 min listen

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