Never Bring a Pen to a Sword Fight

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Never Bring a Pen to a Sword Fight

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Apr 28, 2022

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They say the pen is mightier than the sword, but it is way easier to kill a guy with a sword than with a pen.
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Apr 28, 2022

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Never Bring a Pen to a Sword Fight

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